Thomas Jefferson

Author of the D of I, Founding Father, Preezy of the United Steezy, Founder of The University, Original Pimp.

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@DavidHaleESPN @ESPN_ACC will the Hoos ever catch a break?

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@sam_ponder @__LeslieSmith pose of pure defeat

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Dumpsters about to be endangered in Alabama #hottytoddy #RollTide #WarEagle

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Columbus be like "bruhhhhhh" https://t.co/d5mnLGlPNC

[Thomas Q. Jones @thomasqjones]

Now in other news WHAT IN THE HELL IS OHIO STATE DOING?!?!?

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There's the Matt johns we've come to know and love!!!! #wahoowa #UVaFb

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Touchdown HOOS!!!!!! That's a grown man run right there. #wahoowa #hoos #uvafb

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@csnewsch We'll watch it o'er and o'er!

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Watching #UVaFB is like being a @mets fan. Constant paranoia, panic, close calls and near misses. Queue the int #hoos

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That was a true boo #hoos play #letsgohoos

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U may have your PAPA JOHNS and your JIMMY JOHNS but I'll take my MATT JOHNS #hoos

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Well I'll be damned

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Why are we taking Grayson out?

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I believe. #hoos

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Vans are here! Dear first years. Welcome to the greatest 4 years of your young adult life. #moveinday #uva #youdontevenknow

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So a truck a knife and a bridge walk into a bar.... Wait. They did on 14th st.

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What if Joey Hoops starts partying with Johnny Football in Cleveland? #tjsthoughts #swoon

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While my hoos are still functional don't forget to snap your #Midsummers shenanigans to pimptjefferson to share with wahoos everywhere

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#midsummers and the return of the king. Good day.

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LEBRON AND JOEY HOOPS

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Hoos ready? These #hoovillehotties are #Midsummers