Chris Pinckney

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

If you paid $1 In federal income taxes, you paid more in taxes than:

AT&T in 2021
Tesla in 2021
Amazon in 2017-2018
Nike in 2020
FedEx in 2020
Dish Network in 2020
Elon Musk in 2018
Jeff Bezos in 2007 & 2011
Carl Icahn in 2016-2017

Yes. It’s time to tax the rich.

[Dwight’s World @Creed_Thoughts2]

Looks like he is gonna have to get Ryan to drive him around again

[Dwight’s World @Creed_Thoughts2]

Dwight’s Princess Unicorn scheme was genius

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

RYAN STARTED THE FIRE!!!

[Chris Pinckney @PinckneyChris]

@heyheylaura This hits home, like show me something better than little ceasar's cheesy bread!

[Chris Pinckney @PinckneyChris]

@Creed_Thoughts2 This has to be Scotts Tots

[Chris Pinckney @PinckneyChris]

@know1ever

[Dwight’s World @Creed_Thoughts2]

One of the greatest Olympic performances in history!

[Chris Pinckney @PinckneyChris]

Drinking Challenge: call the electric company and drink every time they say "please remain on the line" @jarpatterson1 @lilmurr51

[Chris Pinckney @PinckneyChris]

238 #MTNDEWMAJORMELON #mypromotionentry @MountainDew

[Chris Pinckney @PinckneyChris]

@know1ever

[Chris Pinckney @PinckneyChris]

@know1ever

[Chris Pinckney @PinckneyChris]

@jarpatterson1 You free this Friday? 😂

[Chris Pinckney @PinckneyChris]

@its_menieb @AOC Why do all of these people have sunglasses on? That can't be a coincidence

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

First day on the set of ‘The Office’ 2004 📸

[Chris Pinckney @PinckneyChris]

@jarpatterson1 There is! I hear it rn

[Josiah Hawthorne @JosiahHawthorne]

I want to know who it was at the Four Seasons Landscaping that

—answered the phone
—heard that the Trump campaign wanted to hold a press conference in his parking lot
—realized they had mistaken him for a hotel
—Looked at an invisible documentary camera
—said, “Absolutely.”

[Chris Pinckney @PinckneyChris]

@know1ever The real question here is why haven't toasties caught on yet? 😂

[Chris Pinckney @PinckneyChris]

This year for Halloween I am going to stand out in front of my house with a nerf gun and snipe kids that decided to trick or treat and endanger us all with the coronavirus #StopTheSpread

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Some people want a big house, a fancy car & lots of money.

Some people want a tiny cabin in the middle of nowhere far away from people like that.