Laura Wyatt

[Laura Wyatt @Pinelauraapple]

@ZachMovesAbroad So in the US you sit in a restaurant and there’s a bread basket, you wouldn’t butter the bread? Or is it ONLY sandwiches you don’t put butter/margarine on? The butter isn’t a condiment, it’s like the base layer…think most of Europe do the same…

[Laura Wyatt @Pinelauraapple]

@dailysimpsons ‘See my loafers, former gophers..’ I wake up with my brain singing this in the night

[Laura Wyatt @Pinelauraapple]

@fesshole That is SO Rainbow Rhythms

[Laura Wyatt @Pinelauraapple]

@LumoTravel Hi, why is 6.10 Stevenage to Edinburgh train delayed? How long? Sat in cold at the station!

[Laura Wyatt @Pinelauraapple]

@MartinSLewis Maths is blue. It’s just a fact.

[Laura Wyatt @Pinelauraapple]

@leamaric Nah, she has in the uk what we would call a Croydon facelift….it’s just a seriously scraped back ponytail

[Laura Wyatt @Pinelauraapple]

@Memeulous The sparkly Sony Ericsson T300 with the clip-on camera. The height of technology!

[Laura Wyatt @Pinelauraapple]

@welovefrugi Your website is struggling today. Tried 5x to buy things…won’t let me go to the checkout, then saying I need to login despite saying I could checkout as guest. Now timing out every time I try to put my address in 😕 reluctantly giving up now!

[Laura Wyatt @Pinelauraapple]

@RevRichardColes @BootsUK They’ve just announced a lot of branch closures with jobs obviously being lost…so I don’t think extra hires is the way they’ll be going right now…. Slightly unfortunately timed tweet!

[Laura Wyatt @Pinelauraapple]

@daraobriain He’s got his trombolise…

[Laura Wyatt @Pinelauraapple]

@YakCarnt @Mattyjmatt3891

[Laura Wyatt @Pinelauraapple]

@CostaCoffee You’re quite bad for sending me rewards emails when I haven’t actually got one 😭 you can even see at the top of your own email that I haven’t qualified yet 😅

[Laura Wyatt @Pinelauraapple]

@sarahradz_ When you have the tricky ones, it’s hilarious how parents with easy ones give you obvious advice like they’re geniuses…like ‘oh they won’t sleep…have you tried a blackout blind and white noise?!’ No shit Sherlock

[Laura Wyatt @Pinelauraapple]

@EveryoneActive serious data protection issue! You have been emailing me info about Centres which are not mine (incl one in the USA) when I click the email link for ‘communication preferences’ it takes me to someone else’s profile complete with all their personal details?!

[Laura Wyatt @Pinelauraapple]

@SoVeryBritish Had a random train alarm going off next to my seat on the train with the button stuck in. Each new group of passengers boarding would point it out & I’d make a show of trying to the pull the button out 🙈 repeat x9 stations

[3G ⚽️ PITCHES: HEALTH RISKS, ENVIRONMENTAL DAMAGE @Against_3G]

https://t.co/Qnm2UxkyXO

Huge amounts of plastic from artificial grass end up in the sea

Fibres from artificial grass make up 15 per cent of plastic pieces found in samples of seawater near Barcelona
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[Times Politics @timespolitics]

Nurseries will need to hire 40,000 extra staff to implement a “massive” expansion of free childcare, the government has acknowledged ⬇️ https://t.co/CRAUVxAYJl

[Laura Wyatt @Pinelauraapple]

@EalingCustSer @ealingparking Hi I really urgently need some confirmation the money has been received

[Laura Wyatt @Pinelauraapple]

@EalingCustSer I’ve paid a PCN online and assumed I’d receive a receipt or some kind of email confirmation? Please can this be arranged?

[Laura Wyatt @Pinelauraapple]

@EalingCustSer @ealingparking Any response please? I’ve had no confirmation I’ve paid and yet my money has been taken