Idiot broads abroad embarking upon enchanting voyages of self-discovery - wandering in search of a nice loose egg, animals to touch and delicious boozes.
Let's end the cruel and deadly fur trade before it causes the next pandemic. Sign now to support our call for a global ban on fur farming via @HSIGlobal https://t.co/9iD02JL0Oa
@Ryanair Hi there, I'm trying to avail of your free flight change promise, however your app is still trying to charge me £45 to change my flight. Does the offer apply after the entire process as I'm not keen to put my credit card details in.
Did you ever get any investors for your products by Reeves and Mortimer? We're especially interested in Licky Kicky the Security Dog and the walking home cheddar. #VICANDBOBQUESTIONS
Hi @GlastoFest - had a panicked thought about ticket buying tomorrow, 3 UK and 1 non-UK on a UK card, will you still accept that as payment or because there's a foreign reg will they have to do it solo on a credit card from their country?
We finally make it up to the amazing alpine village in Svaneti: Craic commandos, flabbergasting hospitality and animal touching abounds in the mountain wilderness - Tblisi to Mestia, Georgia https://t.co/QpFk4Fy1Ur
Wandering around in search of a nice loose egg and of course a nice cold beer. Join us for Beasts, Beers and Babushka scrubs - Tbilisi, Georgia, Day 2 https://t.co/WNlyj7RUcG
Still waiting at my highest randomly allocated place 6,374 even though #Eurovision tickets were apparently gone before even the person at place 400 in the queue got through, yet tons for sale at stupid prices on resale sites. @Eurovision & @BlueticketPT should be ashamed.
Well the earbuds may "still be struggling" but I think they'll be able to communicate a blow job or anal secret. Google Pixel Buds language translation tested https://t.co/qu84MylMNF