Stewart McConnell

Only thing ive done of note is dress as a penguin and walk around town. I edit too i guess. he/him.

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Menstruate? Um actually not all men, some mengay

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@SrAlexGaming The camo isn't working if you feel seen

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Straight passing gay, call that camofag

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Saying "Du Bist ein antibabypillen" in Germany and winning the rap battle

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Just realised I don't even know the cat in the hats pronouns

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A deaf person could go to a My Bloody Valentine gig and feel the music in their ribcage, I genuinely thought I was gonna have a heart attack

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Made eye contact with a guide dog who had a deep sadness behind its eyes, it wants to chase a ball but is instead part of the workforce. Poignant

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Hanging myself with the goon rope

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Who knew that adult life is just an endless series of rejection emails

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London might be my least favourite place on this planet

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You're only allowed to work at the passport office if you promise to work as slowly as humanly possible

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I study beeronomics at the prestigious university of Ale

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You lack the leadership qualities of captain gayboy unfortunately

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New bit idea in a club of walking up to the DJ with my phone out like I'm suggesting a song but it just says "my wife is leaving me"

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They should create a dating app for people like me who are awful at talking to new people and call it "fumble"

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Deftones releasing a 40 minute song is diabolical

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My favourite but of project hail Mary is when he "gets the girl" and has a sexual relationship with the rock

[Noir 浮世 @madcap412]

It's not a coincidence that most of Hollywood's recent hits are devoid of preachy liberal messaging

If anything, movies are going back to conservative tropes from the 90's, such as:

- Guys getting the girl trope
- Strong, smart, and competent male protagonists
- Female characters respect male characters
- Male hero saves the day trope
- Male characters are allowed to look cool again
- Subtle references to fearing and/or respecting God

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Facebook marketplace is old age, I'm lowballing people on bumble

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Non binary Michael Jackson be like "they they"

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How do you flush a citylink bus toilet? Am I supposed to answer 3 riddles or something?