Fergus Clark

I am just a happy go lucky bloke who loves the sound of pints, pills and pent tings. Slide in ma DMs for more information.

[Fergus Clark @PinguClark]

Thanks to Matt Taylor for being a wet flannel and going home with a bird rather than hosting the afters

[Fergus Clark @PinguClark]

@CUHockeyC @euhc_mens @EUWHC Poor show on my part, pls do allow me to return and regain the pride of the EUMHC

[Fergus Clark @PinguClark]

@euhc_mens Pretty fucking disgusting, all I could taste was sock!...

[Fergus Clark @PinguClark]

ATTENTION!!!
After a warm welcome from @ExeterUniHC we look forward to see what’s in store from the coming university’s on our trip. Here are the updated times @BristolHockey @UYHC_Official @LUUMHC @DUHC1 @ShefUniHockey @CUHockeyC
DM me lads

[Fergus Clark @PinguClark]

We are 10 mins out from Bristol temple meads (platform 4) at 16:30 apparently and Bristol parkway (3) a little later, will we be paid a visit on the platform by Bristol hockey club? @BristolHockey

[Fergus Clark @PinguClark]

I’d like to announce Lara and Pingu’s (me) engnagement, wedding will take place this day next year to mark the occasion, a huge thank you to Exeter for the encouragement
#savethedate #safety

[Fergus Clark @PinguClark]

‘‘Twas a lovely welcome by Exeter uni with a k cider and a pint of milk plus a lot of food, but lacked the ket... but thanks for the hospitality @ExeterUniHC

@EUWHC @euhc_mens

[Fergus Clark @PinguClark]

@ExeterUniHC @anniedalton1 @EUWHC @euhc_mens Rolling into the station now

[Fergus Clark @PinguClark]

@euhc_mens Correction: Tilda Swinton

[Fergus Clark @PinguClark]

@euhc_mens @EUWHC this is where u will find her #mysterious

[Fergus Clark @PinguClark]

VKs and straws are also welcome

[Fergus Clark @PinguClark]

UPDATE!!
ETA is now 14:57 Exeter st David’s station!!! We plan on getting the 15:24 train out of Exeter so bring care packages, kit and ket
@ExeterUniHC @EUWHC @euhc_mens

[Fergus Clark @PinguClark]

ATTENTION!!!
Train now moving again but it has just been announced that we are running a whopping 65 mins late, will keep you updated @ExeterUniHC @euhc_mens @EUWHC

[Fergus Clark @PinguClark]

@ExeterUniHC @euhc_mens @EUWHC This is pingu here, ETA is 15 mins later than usual so more like 14:00 but not 100% sure

[Fergus Clark @PinguClark]

Update: Due to the sight of Lara eating Cheerios instead of granola, we were removed from first class faster than you can say JP

[Fergus Clark @PinguClark]

ATTENTION!!! ATTENTION!!!
Approximate times of arrival at each university on the train back are below, we expect care packags, kit and fans on the platform @EUWHC @euhc_mens @ExeterUniHC

[Fergus Clark @PinguClark]

@Georgieee_Black Check out the snapchat to meet a few of our fellow carriage-mates and I’m afraid it’s still winter even down here in Birmingham so the flowers aren’t blossoming yet

[Fergus Clark @PinguClark]

@EUWHC @euhc_mens @Georgieee_Black does this quote answer ur question ahahah jks jks

[Fergus Clark @PinguClark]

Also thank you to the 2s for giving me DOD for the 4th or 5th running, having started the night with the motive to not drink, after a DOD pint I ended it almost paralytic

[Fergus Clark @PinguClark]

Thanks to Matt Taylor for being a wet flannel and going home with a bird rather than hosting the afters