@steak_chicken I’ve been in my house for 9 years and I still get mail for the previous owner. Last year I got a court summons for one of them. I often wonder how that went down.
@JennaEllisEsq I never thought the leopard was gonna eat my face! Everyone else’s face, sure. But I was just shocked SHOCKED! when he just chowed down on my face.
-Jenna Ellis, defending the leader of the Face Eating Leopards Party.
@RNSuperHero Those patients can be really dangerous to themselves, too. Confused, off balance, unable to toilet or eat safely. Their mental status can change so quickly. That’s unbelievably dangerous.
@SethAbramson Last night someone said that because of Donald Trump, the average felony charges former presidents have been charged with is now 2. It cracked me up.
@shanlonwu I’d give good money to hear her say something like “the US government now calls the twice impeached loser of the 2020 election and current Florida retiree, Donald Jessica Trump.”
@JohnDoe1470924 @rmcoplon @emilykmay @janefortruth Maybe just don’t honk at yell at women then, if you can’t tell. That would be the decent thing to do.