Pink Dolphin

I fart out my head

[Pink Dolphin @PinkDolphinHI]

I’m the best at selfies on here

[giraffe @neckincrisis]

animals of twitter

post a selfie

[Pink Dolphin @PinkDolphinHI]

@PeterBr27295261 Gender fluid.

[Pink Dolphin @PinkDolphinHI]

What’s happening in the UK?

Lots of land people on here arguing about bins and pot holes.

Just have some shrimp and play with your blow hole, you monsters.

[Pink Dolphin @PinkDolphinHI]

@PeterBr27295261 Actually it’s partly down to shrimp, but we also become more pink and fabulous as we age.

I’m in my peak 💅

[Pink Dolphin @PinkDolphinHI]

I tell you what can fuck off, that boat full of people with a deadly virus.

Don’t be bringing your shitty germs to our ocean. Bad bellends.

[Pink Dolphin @PinkDolphinHI]

Peter Brown is my sworn enemy of the land people.

If I ever see you down the banks of the Amazon River I’m going to splash you.

[Peter Brown @PeterBr27295261]

@PinkDolphinHI Don't pigeon-hole me; I'm not a sheep. Dolphins just do click-bait. Click, click, click.

[Pink Dolphin @PinkDolphinHI]

@Hichthesis @dolphinincrisis You don’t even live in the sea, how would you know?

[Pink Dolphin @PinkDolphinHI]

I know you’re married with kids.

Honestly, men on here 🙄

[Dolphin @dolphinincrisis]

@PinkDolphinHI Can I get your number?

[Pink Dolphin @PinkDolphinHI]

@in_bleed45232 Blue Dolphins for you. Man Whores.

[Pink Dolphin @PinkDolphinHI]

@PeterBr27295261 He is second favourite food, they can’t do shit.

[Pink Dolphin @PinkDolphinHI]

We do own the river that’s why.. you look yummy btw, I’m hungry, see you soon 🤤

[Piranha @Piranhaincrisis]

Getting tired of this guy prancing around the river like he owns the place

[Pink Dolphin @PinkDolphinHI]

@dolphin1776 Totally jelly 💕 and you smelly.

[Pink Dolphin @PinkDolphinHI]

That’s my nephew btw.

Single for those asking.

[burritodog @burritodog_]

animals of twitter

post a photo of your family

[Pink Dolphin @PinkDolphinHI]

@Lou_1511 Aww, my favourite Kunt 💕

[Pink Dolphin @PinkDolphinHI]

@Lou_1511 Unnatural born killers, that’s what we call them.

[Pink Dolphin @PinkDolphinHI]

Please keep the Kardashians out of the ocean.

There’s already enough plastic in here killing my friends.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Animal Twitter is The Muppet Show for dysfunctional adults.

[Pink Dolphin @PinkDolphinHI]

Miniature murderous looking Polar Bear.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Hamster having a dragon fruit party

[Pink Dolphin @PinkDolphinHI]

@evilspinnin Some people have no class. You the best.

[Pink Dolphin @PinkDolphinHI]

@CatInPieces So pretty, just like cat.

[Pink Dolphin @PinkDolphinHI]

@PeterBr27295261 You’re a human and think blue dolphins like you, they hate you, manipulate you - humans are some dumb 😂

[Pink Dolphin @PinkDolphinHI]

I’m my favourite 💅

[Cat ⚞ • ⚟ @kittyincrisis]

animals of twitter

which animal is your favorite?

lets take a break from the beef

[Pink Dolphin @PinkDolphinHI]

One of my favourite hobbies?

Sneaking up on tourists by the river while they’re smoking a blunt, then launching out the water like, “WEEEEEEE!”

Nothing scrambles a brain faster than a surprise pink dolphin mid-high.