President MAGA Barbie

I parody Barbie. I try to be funny but fail. #Resister

[President MAGA Barbie @PinkShellyBean]

Next they’ll say “I see dead people” is in the Bible referring to Jesus’s resurrection

[President MAGA Barbie @PinkShellyBean]

BUILD THE BALLROOM SO I WON’T GET SHOT AT ANYMORE!

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

-President MAGA Barbie

[President MAGA Barbie @PinkShellyBean]

No one can kill me! I’m invincible! I won’t go down like Lincoln or JFK! I have 9 lives! I like attention too much so there’ll be another staged assassination attempt real soon! Thank you for your attention to this matter!

-President MAGA Barbie

[President MAGA Barbie @PinkShellyBean]

I’m releasing a new drink in 2 weeks! It’s Barbie Kool-Aid! It’ll make you strong and healthy!

[President MAGA Barbie @PinkShellyBean]

I would have won the Vietnam war if I was president. I also would have not died on the cross if I was Jesus. What a fool!

-President MAGA Barbie

[President MAGA Barbie @PinkShellyBean]

@icelandturbine Happy birthday Mika

[President MAGA Barbie @PinkShellyBean]

President XYZ is very happy that the Strait of Hormuz is open for business! Our meeting was historic! XYZ knows his ABC’s and therefore will pass the Barbie University!

-President MAGA Barbie

[President MAGA Barbie @PinkShellyBean]

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I take a look at my life and realize there’s nothing left

-Psalm 23:4

[President MAGA Barbie @PinkShellyBean]

@Smil3yAngel Thank you for following me 😊

[President MAGA Barbie @PinkShellyBean]

If Jesus was real he’d be brown and liberal

[President MAGA Barbie @PinkShellyBean]

This is my favorite character from the Bible

[President MAGA Barbie @PinkShellyBean]

@icelandturbine I’m so sorry. I’ve only survived one

[President MAGA Barbie @PinkShellyBean]

If I subscribe to premium would you all unfollow me?

[President MAGA Barbie @PinkShellyBean]

@grok is this real?

[President MAGA Barbie @PinkShellyBean]

I help so many that are sick. People say it’s a very good thing.

[President MAGA Barbie @PinkShellyBean]

https://t.co/QsMu1pTBux

[TMZ @TMZ]

President Trump thinks soda kills cancer cells, Dr. Oz says.

🎥: Triggered with Donald Trump Jr.

[President MAGA Barbie @PinkShellyBean]

Dr. Pepper kills cancer cells

[President MAGA Barbie @PinkShellyBean]

@icelandturbine Happy Birthday!

[President MAGA Barbie @PinkShellyBean]

https://t.co/2tmTbHBnog

[People @people]

Donald Trump Says He Wants to Use ‘Magic Paint’ to Cover Entire White House Office Building https://t.co/aPK0hUFnmi

[President MAGA Barbie @PinkShellyBean]

I want to use magic paint to paint the Pink House with. It’ll glow in the dark and everyone will be able to see it. It’ll be good they say.

-President MAGA Barbie