uniswap's new launchpad model @TradePools is the best one out there.
i launched $PINK as an experiment before the launchpad was even live.
here's what in the pool today:
> 316.1m PINK / 5.92 ETH
> $240k total volume
5.92 ETH in the pool. i put in zero.
the launch is single-sided, the entire supply goes into a uniswap v4 position and the pool starts with no eth at all.
and it deepens on its own. every swap pays 0.25%, split hardcoded in the contract:
> 100% of the token side goes back into liquidity
> 60% of the eth side goes back into liquidity too
> 40% of the eth side goes to me
the lp position is in a contract with no owner. i can't pull it. neither can uniswap. nobody can.
and i've only ever been paid in eth. 0.06 eth so far. never a single PINK. so i can't dump it with fees and that's super important!
i cannot dump on holders because the contract never hands me the token. if i want exposure to the chart i have to buy it on the market like everyone else.
every other launchpad on this chain pays the dev in the token itself. then the dev sells it.
gud tek.
$PINK has some of the strongest lore in crypto.
• It’s Uniswap’s signature color.
• @haydenzadams has been posting about pink for years.
• It launched through Uniswap’s launchpad before the UI was even officially released.
• The color itself is stored 100% onchain—inside the contract, not on IPFS.
• No other color is as closely tied to a protocol.
• The first true meme color.
Narratives matter. $PINK already has one.