Pinkney Martines

Freedom 55 minus 2, menopausal, overweight, in debt, jobless. Retirement income not based on experience. Too tired to start over. Ther is My Turning Point!

[Pinkney Martines @Pinkneynly]

#ToMyFutureSon, Don't think you gon' be bringing in some f*cked up grades. I'll Whoop yo ass up & down that alphabet, don't play w| me!

[Pinkney Martines @Pinkneynly]

A girl in China lost her virginity at 12. Her name is "SUM YUNG HO"

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#IAdmitThat I fell for someone that I said i'd never fall for.

[Pinkney Martines @Pinkneynly]

Kanye West can say "I love pizza" and people will be like "he said I which means eye , and pizza is triangle .. ILLUMINATI!!!

[Pinkney Martines @Pinkneynly]

Honey boo boo child defines ratchet!

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I Seen This Hoe Lookin Black As Hell With Sky Blue Contacts And Light Blonde Hair .. Looking Like A Burnt Smurf !

[Pinkney Martines @Pinkneynly]

Listen here bitch.. My door was closed when you came in, so I expect it to be that way when you leave..

[Pinkney Martines @Pinkneynly]

"You had all weekend to do your homework!" "Um, Sorry bitch I have a life."

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#donttextmeif you're ratchet.

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I don't sugar coat shit. Fuck I look like? Willy Wonka?

[Pinkney Martines @Pinkneynly]

Our Generation Only Cares About ? Hoes ? The Next Nigga / Bitch issues ? Tattoos ? Shoes ? Clothes ? Cars ? Weed This Cant Be Life

[Pinkney Martines @Pinkneynly]

My phone dies faster than a black man in a horror film..

[Pinkney Martines @Pinkneynly]

White Guy: Babe you cold? Heres my jacket. Black Guy:You cold? Ain't nobody Tell yo ass to come outside with no jacket, tryna be cute!

[Pinkney Martines @Pinkneynly]

12 year olds talking about "I'm sexually frustrated..." bitch you mentally retarded.

[Pinkney Martines @Pinkneynly]

Bitches be dark as 11:59, talking 'bout they mixed. Mixed with what? Dirt and oil?

[Pinkney Martines @Pinkneynly]

Only black people act like "dark skin" & "light skin" are two different races..

[Pinkney Martines @Pinkneynly]

I poured my heart to you and you reply "oh" "lol"?! Bitch I hope you get hit by a bus so I can be like "oh" "lol"

[Pinkney Martines @Pinkneynly]

#WhyDoYouThinkItsOkayTo Cheat?

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Tired of these hoes breathing my air.

[Pinkney Martines @Pinkneynly]

*showering* Not hot enough. *turns knob 1/16th of an inch* Satan himself pours out of the shower head and licks your back seductively.