Joseph Pipp

Full-Stack Developer, Recreational Poker Player, Dollar Menu Aficionado

[Joseph Pipp @PippLogic]

Average Starting Field Position
Alabama: Bama 25
Michigan: Bama 21
#GoBlue

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

one of the many tough things about the continual degeneration of the right is that a lot of them don't even understand sports anymore. we used to at least be able to connect over that. now they just want to talk about how there are more interracial couples in yogurt commercials

[Minnesota Men’s Hockey @GopherHockey]

We'd like to thank UND for doing a great job hosting our regional and showing their support in the stands!

We know they had a lot of extra time on their hands.

[Joseph Pipp @PippLogic]

Lots of strong tackles from England. It's like we're playing soccer and they're playing football. #USAvENG #WorldCup #IBelievethatwewillwin

[vc2art @vc2art]

DTR should not return soon. If he does the concussion protocol is a JOKE. @NCAA #dtr

[Joseph Pipp @PippLogic]

If you're having goal problems I feel bad for you son
We played 99 minutes and City ain't got one
#liverpoolmancity #YNWA

[Dirk @Dirk81062301]

Purely farcical that the Big Ten officials did not call unsportsmanlike conduct or unnecessary roughness on this punch to the head of Tanner Morgan. Suggesting player was going for the ball is entirely spurious...

[State Fair Nick @NickLewis37]

According to the explanation, Tanner Morgan was a runner and can’t be defenseless.

So yes, punching to the head seems to be allowed in college football as long as you were *probably* trying to punch the ball.

Gregg Williams and Sean Payton would love college football.

#Gophers

[Barstool College Football Show @BarstoolCFB]

The play that resulted in Tanner Morgan getting carted off. Hopefully he’s okay

[Joseph Pipp @PippLogic]

@CousinsGoat Got punched in the head. Apparently that's allowed in CFB

[Alec @Riichter]

THIS WAS CALLED HANDS TO THE FACE ON THE GOPHERS WR.

ARE WE BEING SERIOUS?

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Never Forget:

83% of the Trump tax breaks are going to the top 1%.

87% of Biden's student loan benefits are going to individuals making $75,000 or less and 0% are going to the top 1%.

Yes. It's about time we stood up for working class families.

[Ms. K tweets @whatMsKsaid]

the narrative that @MFT59 teachers need to forego their raises so our brilliant & amazing ESPs can make a living wage is ROOTED in capitalism & austerity.

WE CAN HAVE BOTH!! and this is how we attract and retain teachers of color!!

[Joseph Pipp @PippLogic]

Love doing Chessle, but apparently "+" for check doesn't count towards "treat the moves exactly how the text shows". #chessle https://t.co/jjTYDdhnFE

[MPSmemes @MPS_memes]

Seems pretty simple to me but I am just a lowly troll…

@MPS_News @SuptGraff @mft59 @MFT59ESP @greta_callahan

[Don’t Boo…Revolt! @BreeNewsome]

“How long must this pandemic go on?!”

-people who’ve spent the entire pandemic arguing against strategies to stop the spread

[Joseph Pipp @PippLogic]

@NFL @JoeyB Play to the whistle. Or maybe a little longer

[Joseph Pipp @PippLogic]

NFL is scripted #LACvsLV #Steelers

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

West Virginia is
50th in public health
50th in childcare
48th in employment

They support Build Back Better by a 43 point margin.

This has nothing to do with his constituents. This is about the corruption and self-interest of a coal baron.

[Ms. K tweets @whatMsKsaid]

hi, me again, reminding u Minneapolis Public Schools teachers have not had more than a 2% raise in 21 years.