Pippa 🏳️‍🌈

This is a story about a girl named unlucky

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[Pippa 🏳️‍🌈 @PippaHooker]

@sainsburys please please please don't discontinue this pizza, it's the best pizza in the world. It's been out of stock for a while now, is it coming back? 🙏

[Pippa 🏳️‍🌈 @PippaHooker]

@DisneyPlus should add a shuffle feature for shows like family guy

[Pippa 🏳️‍🌈 @PippaHooker]

The Westfield in Stratford should be called Eastfield

[Pippa 🏳️‍🌈 @PippaHooker]

On nights where I'm wearing my retainer, I'm wearing it in my dreams as well

[Pippa 🏳️‍🌈 @PippaHooker]

Turns out I want a little cottage with a wife and loads of random animals and plants

[Pippa 🏳️‍🌈 @PippaHooker]

The fact that somebody saw paper and decided to try and make a cup out of it is fucking weird

[Pippa 🏳️‍🌈 @PippaHooker]

This weather is making me depressed

[Pippa 🏳️‍🌈 @PippaHooker]

I took 136 photos today and 135 of them are of my cat 😺

[Pippa 🏳️‍🌈 @PippaHooker]

Starting your period on a full blood moon is bad bitch shit fr 🧚‍♀️🌛

[Pippa 🏳️‍🌈 @PippaHooker]

I actually need help

[Pippa 🏳️‍🌈 @PippaHooker]

Goddam this toblerone addiction because they're so bloody expensive 🙃

[Pippa 🏳️‍🌈 @PippaHooker]

Sometimes I wonder how many blueberries live under my fridge

[fiora @Fiorauchis]

The subway - Chappell roan

[Pippa 🏳️‍🌈 @PippaHooker]

I stuck with it and it's okay

[Pippa 🏳️‍🌈 @PippaHooker]

The disappointment I feel when I start a movie and someone starts singing...

[Pippa 🏳️‍🌈 @PippaHooker]

I don't know why, but watching movies where the world ends heals me

[Pippa 🏳️‍🌈 @PippaHooker]

Why does the universe love to send me girls who are moving to another country in a few weeks?

[Pippa 🏳️‍🌈 @PippaHooker]

I don't like football, but I am watching it because we're in the final

[Pippa 🏳️‍🌈 @PippaHooker]

@WhatsApp my grandparents keep constantly accidentally starting a group voice chat, I don't think this new update is user friendly for everyone