Miss Pippa Minty

Wanna be burlesque performer. Total stage kitten. Sometimes actress... one hundred percent kinky! ;)

[Miss Pippa Minty @PippaMinty]

#ThePrincessBride is the ultimate #lifestyleFemdom movie.
"Farm boy!"
"As you wish."
No wonder I like it so much.
#femdom #iconicfilm

[small worlds @smllwrlds]

If you can’t sleep at night, someone in the opposite hemisphere is using your soul. Once it’s freed up you’ll fall asleep.

[Miss Pippa Minty @PippaMinty]

@AbroadInJapan After coming to Japan as an ALT, how did you stay? I know JET only allows for 5 years max. So I'm curious what job you're doing now? Is there a way to stay in Japan permanently?

[Miss Pippa Minty @PippaMinty]

Got my tickets for the 19th already. I am so excited I can barely contain myself.

[Star Wars @starwars]

“Episode 9 will be the conclusion of a story over 40 years in the making.” See #StarWars: #TheRiseOfSkywalker in theaters December 20.

[Miss Pippa Minty @PippaMinty]

@eliterenno @LoewenMj So adorable!

[Miss Pippa Minty @PippaMinty]

@eliterenno @LoewenMj This is adorable.

[Miss Pippa Minty @PippaMinty]

@Uber I used one of your jump bikes and, as per your terms and conditions, parked it at a legal public bicycle parking station. I was charged 25$ for being "out of zone" but no alternative was ever offered. Are hospitals not considered as being part of your zone enough?

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

12/20/19: One last time...

#LukeTheSpook

[Miss Pippa Minty @PippaMinty]

@newarked_ I know it means little, but all the hugs! ❤

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: What did you do at school?

9-year-old: Math.

Me: What kind of math?

9: You wouldn't understand.

Somebody knows I'm an English major.

[Miss Pippa Minty @PippaMinty]

If @HamillHimself tells you to sign something, you sign it.
Also, it's a really clever idea. So do it!
Rename Fifth Avenue in front of Trump Tower: "President Barack H. Obama Avenue" https://t.co/pCU9v0bnRA @moveon

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

I just signed the petition & it's now approaching 300K in just 24 hours! Let's give Individual 1 a gift that will keep on giving & giving & giving... 👍🤣🤣🤣
#SignItNow #TellAFriendToTellAFriendToTellAFriendEtc

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

After seeing this, the groom is undoubtedly experiencing even more performance anxiety than before.
#TopTHIS 🐶😮

[Miss Pippa Minty @PippaMinty]

This 7 year old has got it figured out!

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

7-year-old: You got a letter!

Me: It's a bill. I owe money.

7: Not if you throw it away.

She's my financial planner now.

[Miss Pippa Minty @PippaMinty]

As somebody who hates auditioning, hearing this from one of the greats is amazing! ❤❤

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

At an early audition for a Broadway show in a darkened theatre-
THEM: Name?
ME: umm...Mark Hamill
THEM: Do you have any prior Broadway experience, Mr. Camel?
Too nervous to correct them, I thought I might have to change my name if I got the part. Fortunately, I didn't. #TrueStory

[Miss Pippa Minty @PippaMinty]

@HamillHimself Omg! I hate auditioning. I'm so bad at it and it wrecks my nerves. It's reassuring that even the most amazing people can get nervous in a darkened theatre when trying to get a part. ❤

[Miss Pippa Minty @PippaMinty]

Agreed. Suck up the allergies or go away. Cats are amazing.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

[sees a stray cat]

7-year-old: Can we take it home?

Me: Your mom is allergic.

7: We can get a new mom.

[Miss Pippa Minty @PippaMinty]

I need that Union too.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: Help me carry groceries.

6-year-old: I'm on break.

Me: From what?

6: Everything.

I want that union.

[Miss Pippa Minty @PippaMinty]

@SpotifyCares I have been trying to add a family member to my family plan, but every time I select the option it always sends me back to the subscription page. I can't seem to get beyond the "manage plan" section, not even through your help section, and can't send any invites.