Pirate Captain X

Retail, IT Support Tech, Mars, Crypto and Aerospace Enthusiast, Video Gamer, Streamer, hobby writer.
Possible Space Pirate, Where's the Pirate Booty ?

[Pirate Captain X @PirateCaptainX]

@miaiswilder Trouble with dating an over 40 year old is they probably remember the world before run away inflation; while you grew up in that world and take it for granted. Just for fun find an 80 year old and ask their opinion on the current price of fuel. Probably get a similar result.

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@sabamaliktmhg Whatever you want, he clearly has no shits to give. He has better things to do clearly.

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@kaylenmarissaa That is because women are more socially.. compliant? They're biologically wired to fall in line with their peers, thus many women are vulnerable to echo chambers and related far left deception.
Probably was a useful survival instinct once in a cave with 3 women, 1 man. Not now.

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@realericmoutsos What is more horryfying to me is when the conflict started I was doing casualty projections based on reported population. Everything said 5 million population back then. Now those same sites all say it was "always" around 2 million. They edited 3 million out of history.

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@danellisona Probably built a simple small form factor portable nuclear power station just to prove how stupidly easy it actually is, and embarrass the nations that pretend it isnt. After paying off any debts of course, and investing enough to have a livable residual income.

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@oelma__ It's a joke, makes fun of the fact this statement is actually true for women not men. It is a satire of the whole gender equality absurdity with the biggest difference. Unless you mean camping. Then we sleep together, just in different tents. Get your mind out of the gutter.

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@aruvinchan Going to drop a reality bomb here - So basically you are suggesting... you act like her?

No.

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@ywomendeservles Men wont go as they are conditioned to opt out of dating by years of being told that they are not good enough if they lack a 6 pack, 6 figure income, 6 foot height, 6 inch penis, 6 free hours a day, and be their servant, Limo driver, therapist, sugar daddy, and Alpha sex toy.

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@rustyrockets The side channel talk is starting shit (war) with China actually. Which is no real surprise since every nation using commodity reserve to back their currency and/or trading oil without using US dollars also matches nations every war in the last 70 started in. China did both.

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@KanekoaTheGreat 200 Gigawatts!? Damn.. thats like 165 Delorians worth.. and what happens if it reaches 88 Miles Per Hour..?

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@Channel4News Seems to be a bit of hyperbole here. The door wasn't forced, the attacked pilot helped open it, which probably makes them all the more of a hero given fending off a stabbing. As for the rest. Seems to be a lot of important missing details here. 🤔

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@Oreo_chokolate There are three main types:
1: weak bladder (deliberate or accidental)
2: skene reaction (g spot thing)
3: expulsion of excess fluid during climax contractions (natural or artificial)

"squirting" tends to be a combination of at least two of these, either natural or practiced

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@thegenesisbl0ck People can not survive childbirth, a man would not be able to live with himself if that happened, and its the first moment you get to bond with your child. Then again I am gen X, we had you know an actual education, not whatever the hell gen z+ gets now from chatgpt

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@rustyrockets The brain chemistry tests showed someone under 25 takes like a year or so to rewire from porn (ie meets a real girl, does real thing) but over age 30 the rewire time was as low as weeks. Also depends on social skills developed IN their youth too. If its never developed.. well..

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@davidasinclair If AI is limited to data analysis, such as list interesting correlations relevent to age research(eg tool), instead of make real world descisions (eg replace human jobs) we should be safe.. the trouble is the risk type AI /is/ being configured to do real world things.

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@elonmusk Also if you dont just eat for 3 hours before sleep but also sleep at least 7+ hours it will also cause your body to apparently burn some of its subcutaneous fat too which is a nice cherry on top.

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@realalicekato A mid japanese girl is only considered mid by other japanese, by western standards they are considered high.

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Wise man say, only thing worse than finding worm in your Apple, is finding half a worm.

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Someone should open an "Australian" restaurant in the US. Burgers with real meat+beetroot, Pizza with egg on it, sandwiches with vegemite instead of salt, pies with more than 60%l meat, $3 min chips, real barista coffee and tips are optional because they pay staff a real wage.

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@AntiFeminismAU How is that a surprise? One girl is a challenge, when they both are; not all the sparks that fly will be the fun kind. Men will put up, backpedal and forgive. Women remember every grudge.