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[PirateCat @PirateCat]

I work from home, so, my cat?

[nancy🦦 @creamcarrier]

i promise your soulmate is your coworker

[PirateCat @PirateCat]

Neymar is such a little bitch lmao

Talking shit to the goalie after a penalty because he saved an earlier goal makes you fragile

[PirateCat @PirateCat]

@randgroup What the fuck would a shelter do about about homelessness?

They’re literally paid the minimum needed to shelter, nothing more.

[PirateCat @PirateCat]

@MoneyPrinter0x Can we call them Techuities

[PirateCat @PirateCat]

The greatest ever at playing Tom Holland, sure

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Christopher Nolan says working with Tom Holland on ‘The Odyssey’ confirmed to him that he’s ‘one of the great actors of his generation’ ⚔️

[PirateCat @PirateCat]

@aproko871 @AzPetrich I bet you thumped the Obama birth certificate drum like a good dancing monkey

[PirateCat @PirateCat]

@TheRunAmoker @AzPetrich Go ahead, take up your arms against the government drones, tanks, etc.

[PirateCat @PirateCat]

@GarrettE78 @AzPetrich “Liberals can’t understand nuance”

Posts a take devoid of nuance and understanding

[PirateCat @PirateCat]

Capitalist on capitalist violence

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Trump says: gas prices must start dropping more quickly than what he is seeing

[PirateCat @PirateCat]

Watching Goldfinger for the first time in like 20 years.

Forgot how bad it is. At least acknowledge this is like Adam West Batman goofy if you're gonna goon over it.

[PirateCat @PirateCat]

@0xClintbeast @OrevaZSN Ambitious about not climbing out of bed

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@Vision33X @BobLoukas I adore when people come in and try to tell one of the best to ever do it how to run their game

You should mansplain to Steph Curry next

[PirateCat @PirateCat]

@Luca6e Run Sponsored Narsh > get blues/purples and fodder for Cradle > Run other stuff, lose it all > rinse, repeat

[PirateCat @PirateCat]

@doctorcalf It was not great and has low efficacy rate.

Look at Straterra if you want to try non-stims

[PirateCat @PirateCat]

@AncestralHealtz Nothing says “I don’t know anything about health” like shitting on boiled milk

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@DanielRPK Referring to the character as “It” instead of they seems like a hint at mutant: they aren’t considered human

Or anything outside human I guess. But I’m convinced Jean Grey

[PirateCat @PirateCat]

Good character development, wild and graphic kills, a fun ride… with a lame reveal that ends up being both super telegraphed and also out of left field.

[Bloody Disgusting @BDisgusting]

SCREAM 7.

Now streaming on Paramount+.

The franchise’s highest grossing entry joins the first six installments in the slasher saga on the streamer, along with behind-the-scenes extras.

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@Camila_Rocha @ShitpostRock2 Thou shall not commit murder

But me? Oh I can kill a million people, I’m God it’s not murder OR evil. And that’s true because I told you it is.

[PirateCat @PirateCat]

@HarmanSmith64 @esjesjesj They weren’t strictly 10000% faithful to the shitty books no one has ever read and enjoyed. Every single movie and game that didn’t stick to the books is WOKE. 😭😭😭😭

- Some internet faggot

[PirateCat @PirateCat]

@jondelarroz @esjesjesj You should zip up his pants once you’re done slobbering on it - just what good bottoms do.

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@Timboo @RealJGBanks They are IPOing at almost the same valuation as Amazon.

Not a value play