The Redhead

[The Redhead @PirateRedhead]

@PoCCarlos Oh my god, ewwwwwwww!!! Stay away from me, creep!

[The Redhead @PirateRedhead]

Okay, @PoCCarlos, eww! You did NOT need to send me that.

[The Redhead @PirateRedhead]

@PoCCarlos @EyeOfMara Um, eww!

[The Redhead @PirateRedhead]

Ah sheesh! @PoCCarlos is hitting on all the girls again.

[The Redhead @PirateRedhead]

@SSEPaperboy Oh, that's very sweet. But I have a date with @HaroldSnowman tonight.

[The Redhead @PirateRedhead]

Little Ted the seagull just brought me butter and sang me a Christmas carol for Valentines Day! So sweet!

[The Redhead @PirateRedhead]

@nemoseagulls Ted, sweetie. I think you got caught in the middle of Fantasmic last night.

[The Redhead @PirateRedhead]

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! I hope you all have a wonderful day with your friends and family!!!

[The Redhead @PirateRedhead]

Oh my! RT @imaginat1on: We wants the Redhead! http://t.co/j6jQhRkr

[Seagulls on Nemo Bay @nemoseagulls]

PRETTY LADY: SHUT UP CARLOS. #TALKLIKEANPIERATDAY

[Seagulls on Nemo Bay @nemoseagulls]

CARLOS: HAY GURL! YOU SHOOD GO OUT WITH CARLOS. CARLOS GONNA TREET YOU NICE GURL! #TALKLIKEANPIERATDAY

[The Redhead @PirateRedhead]

Oh boy! Carlos' head is still backwards. Who knew a little seagull and a plunger could do so much damage?

[The Redhead @PirateRedhead]

Oh my, I didn't get any sleep last night. Maintenance was here trying to fix Carlos all night!

[The Redhead @PirateRedhead]

.@nemoseagulls Ted, it's okay! He was already broken! Now maintenance will just have to put him back to normal. Don't worry!

[The Redhead @PirateRedhead]

Oh no! I think Ted broke Carlos. That wasn't a good sound!!! He's gonna have a black eye or two!

[The Redhead @PirateRedhead]

Um, Ted. You know blunt force trauma isn't going to help @PoCCarlos at all, right?

[The Redhead @PirateRedhead]

Guys, something is wrong with Carlos. He's kinda creepy now! He keeps hitting on me, inviting me to his hot tub. Ewwwww!!!

[The Redhead @PirateRedhead]

.@HaroldSnowman Yay! Breakfast!

[💋 Esmeralda 💋 @MsMainStFortune]

2 per tire? How about 7! @EyeOfMara @ArchwaySkull @DrShrunkenNed @HaroldSnowman @nemoseagulls @JCBengalTiger

[The Redhead @PirateRedhead]

Oh my! I haven't tweeted since I lost the elections! Don't worry, I'm still here. How is everybody?