Disgruntled Patrick

just talked to Catherine and I am livid.

[Disgruntled Patrick @PissedPatPasq]

@ExcitedJon @whefner20 @Porta_Jonalliss @yahdley *insanely long stein of guitar* sing it out Siri sucks!

[Disgruntled Patrick @PissedPatPasq]

@hannahlingrell @ExcitedJon @Porta_Jonalliss @yahdley @lexinlindsey @c_goodson3 No asked you

[jon @Porta_Jonalliss]

When the Mary's came to the tomb looking for Jesus, the angel was like

[jon @Porta_Jonalliss]

“F” is for First Round is finally over,
“U” is for Upsets (but not really),
“N” is for Next up: Second Round!
Down here in the MOTHER-*DolphinNoise*-IN SPONGEBOB TOURNAMENT!!!
That’s right folks it’s time for the Spongy 8!! Who you got @YaBoiSpongebbob ???

[jon @Porta_Jonalliss]

Now that your brackets look like *dolphin noise curse word*, time to take a look at the tournament that really matters. Which @SpongeBob episode is your favorite? Which will get it’s Sweet Victory?

[Disgruntled Patrick @PissedPatPasq]

Wendy’s Coke machine and Ice Cream machine is down. Statistically speaking, both of those machines being down is less likely than me keeping it simple in NHL 11.

[Disgruntled Patrick @PissedPatPasq]

@Porta_Jonalliss @yahdley Patrick Pasquariello (extended vocal rest from telling Kealia about statistics) will miss 5-10 games

[Disgruntled Patrick @PissedPatPasq]

@Porta_Jonalliss @yahdley

[Disgruntled Patrick @PissedPatPasq]

I put the STD in Standard Deviation

[Disgruntled Patrick @PissedPatPasq]

@c_goodson3 @PatPasq Get this tasteless dreck off my feed

[Disgruntled Patrick @PissedPatPasq]

@_chelleanderson @B_Millz05 Woah! Congrats!

[Disgruntled Patrick @PissedPatPasq]

@parkstompkins Jimmy johns speed and price are elite. Jersey mikes quality is elite.

[Disgruntled Patrick @PissedPatPasq]

@Porta_Jonalliss @ExcitedJon @yahdley @Madi_O3 @nickcebs @c_goodson3

[jon @Porta_Jonalliss]

This is why bees are dying at an alarming rate.

[jon @Porta_Jonalliss]

When you realize it's @yahdley's birthday...

[jon @Porta_Jonalliss]

This evening at the Crackhouse...@sbleger50

[Disgruntled Patrick @PissedPatPasq]

@parkstompkins can I have the bowling ball?

[Disgruntled Patrick @PissedPatPasq]

@lizpasquariello very carefully

[Intolerant Chandler @IntolerantChan1]

SUNSCREEN IS GROSS

[Disgruntled Patrick @PissedPatPasq]

Still haven't replaced my guitar strings...better hang out with Kealia