hannah lingrell

27. i do good hair.

[Carrie Ann @barelycarrie]

When I call you “bb” it stands for Baja Blast

[Adam Worthington @aworthington24]

If you're early, you don't respect your own time.
If you're late, you don't respect their time.

Be on time and respect both.

[hannah lingrell @hannahlingrell]

@Porta_Jonalliss @mrbilliam that is a very important distinction I appreciate you for clarifying

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Men will be like “you’re out of my league and I don’t deserve you & this is why I will not even attempt to do the bare minimum in our relationship”

[THE Stacey Orrico @camelLawl]

I love when people see my tattoos and start telling me these deep, meaningful stories about tattoos that they want and their symbolism and I’m like “ya my next one is gonna be a heart that says CHEESE in it”

[hannah lingrell @hannahlingrell]

@SavannahPurcell Posture brace, physical therapy, deep tissue massage every 3 weeks, muscle relaxers, Advil, epsom salt baths, yoga, good shoes, prayers

Hahahaahha

[hannah lingrell @hannahlingrell]

@mrbilliam @Tesla this is good

[hannah lingrell @hannahlingrell]

okay but why has @Tesla not made a chordless hairdryer yet

[hannah lingrell @hannahlingrell]

@mrbilliam @Tesla Hair dryer? Lol

[Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn]

I do not think as a culture we have yet come to grips with the fact that people are leaving organized religion not because they are attracted to vice, but because they are attracted to virtue and the people we keep offering as guides and models to them just don't have them.

[hannah lingrell @hannahlingrell]

@nickcebs this is a tweet I can agree with

[hannah lingrell @hannahlingrell]

@nickcebs you’re wrong

[The Band CAMINO @thebandcamino]

THE RUMORS ARE TRUE. ARENA BOUND THIS FALL WITH @DanAndShay

[MICHAEL PENIX, 350 YARDS - 4TDs @SmediumYSLTees]

Y’all cyberattack everything but student loans and it’s so annoying. Focus.

[hannah lingrell @hannahlingrell]

It’s me.... I’m girls

[Elde4vientos @erikbandz__]

Girls will stop and get iced coffee but won’t stop for gas. 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Stephen @onyeka_sk]

Touch ID is way more effective and efficient than Face ID

[hannah lingrell @hannahlingrell]

I feel attacked