THE Stacey Orrico

Je suis une tortue et j'aime la photo de Michael Cera en un pis de vache!!!

[THE Stacey Orrico @camelLawl]

This is a picture my cat defying my authority after I told him to stop drinking my almond milk

[THE Stacey Orrico @camelLawl]

@PastorMark You know you’ve gotta pay taxes if you mention politics from the pulpit, right?

[THE Stacey Orrico @camelLawl]

@PastorMark You’re literally not even a pastor. You’re just a clickbait machine, talking random shit out of your ass just to be a little edgelord. You need to be paying taxes.

[THE Stacey Orrico @camelLawl]

@MorganandMorgan @Walgreens

existing heart condition got alarmingly worse. Severe chest pain, frequently passing out, heart palpitations. Already paying out of pocket to FSU’s cardiology dept. We have issues with this pharmacy every single month but this is truly unbelievable

[THE Stacey Orrico @camelLawl]

@morganandmorga4
@Walgreens mixed in these erectile dysfunction pills with the PPI that I take every day. While I don’t have a penis, I do have a fucking heart condition. I’ve been taking them for the past month and just noticed them today, which is interesting because my

[THE Stacey Orrico @camelLawl]

@pastorb_ifb @jakedudley @kaylajohnsonatl Damn this dude wants both of y’all to peg him so bad

[THE Stacey Orrico @camelLawl]

@HTTP_Lovecraft This is literally exactly how I got my favorite bra but my ex was on Xanax, not drunk 🥹

[THE Stacey Orrico @camelLawl]

@ansleylouise Big ditto. Love you.

[THE Stacey Orrico @camelLawl]

I haven’t accomplished much of anything substantial in my life, but I am a genuinely kind human being and no one taught me how to do that. Even if no one else is, I am impressed with myself and that should be enough for me to be confident in.

[THE Stacey Orrico @camelLawl]

@jojowillx Those are all the same exact things that i love about you too! You’re the kindest person, it’s amazing!

[THE Stacey Orrico @camelLawl]

As someone who is usually drowning in self-loathing, I just want to document this feeling:
I’ve realized that I am capable of radical forgiveness while also maintaining healthy boundaries and I think that that makes me really special. I am proud of myself.

[THE Stacey Orrico @camelLawl]

I’d love to shake hands with the composer of the Walgreens pharmacy hold music. Really not bad for the genre

[THE Stacey Orrico @camelLawl]

@jojowillx I was just trying to explain the validity of coke brow to my bf. It is so real.

[THE Stacey Orrico @camelLawl]

@lustvoid I’ve been mortified trying to raise money to figure out why my colon and liver are non-functioning, but seeing this has given me some much needed perspective (that I should just kms instead)

[THE Stacey Orrico @camelLawl]

Ughhhh my medication makes me so hormonal, Shark Tank is making me cry 😩😭

[THE Stacey Orrico @camelLawl]

@emilykmay LOL Yes, charismatic evangelical

[cricket @cricket72199]

AI art could never make something this beautiful

[THE Stacey Orrico @camelLawl]

@mattxiv This is not helping get rid of the conspiracy theories that Michelle is a man and they’re in a gay relationship 😩

[THE Stacey Orrico @camelLawl]

The absolute densest hypocrisy I’ve seen to date is people who are homophobic but also into sports

[THE Stacey Orrico @camelLawl]

I started picking at my skin after eating an edible and my face looks like a pepperoni pizza rn