Pistol Pete

Retired professional bowler. Son of Dick Weber. I only dump in handicap stalls. Miserable philly transplant and leading Cam Ward Packwatch officer.

[Pistol Pete @PistolPeter21]

If I had a dollar for every time the chipotle worker didn’t fully put the lid on my bowl and I spilled everywhere trying to shake it I’d probably have like $32

[Pistol Pete @PistolPeter21]

@DobbyBalbec29 @UnderdogNFL

[Pistol Pete @PistolPeter21]

Bro shut up 🤣🤣

[John Shipley @_John_Shipley]

Bhayshul Tuten is, like, pretty easily the best RB from the 2025 Draft, no?

[Pistol Pete @PistolPeter21]

Hindsight is always 20/20 my friend. At the time it was the right pick and still has legs to develop into the right pick

[Marcus Whitman @TFG_Football]

Bucs should be getting more heat for choosing Emeka Egbuka over Matthew Golden & Luther Burden, IMO.

[Pistol Pete @PistolPeter21]

@DobbyBalbec29 It’s the fantasy mafia, Rome is a great football play and it’s only a matter of time until it translates to more fantasy value

[Pistol Pete @PistolPeter21]

@DobbyBalbec29 The actual woat

[Pistol Pete @PistolPeter21]

@JakeGoldie09 Horrible list my goodness. Watsons had less than 10 WR1esque games his whole career and he’s been in the league forever

[Pistol Pete @PistolPeter21]

Insane how the human brain works

[New York Post @nypost]

Parents panic after teen son vanishes from home - and they find out he spent $7K at Clavicular's 'Camp Looksmax' https://t.co/xXuSqbdcuf

[Pistol Pete @PistolPeter21]

The Jeremiah smith effect is so real. Tate is vastly talented but was underrated from a prospect standpoint because his target share at OSU wasn’t as robust as it is now. Dudes the truth and I’m a proud dynasty owner.

[Jim Wyatt @jwyattsports]

.@Titans receiver @carnelltate with a one-handed grab on the run.

[Pistol Pete @PistolPeter21]

@DobbyBalbec29 Calma, Keon stock 📈

[Pistol Pete @PistolPeter21]

So so so so valid. 100% agree. I’ve been a way worse redraft manager since I’ve gotten really into dynasty. My brain was rewired

[Christian Williams @CWilliamsNFL]

Might be a hot take, but Marvin Harrison Jr. and JJ McCarthy are why I think Dynasty is one of the worst forms of Fantasy Football and creates bad Redraft Managers

- It makes people sell out for the future even harder

- People draft rookie question marks over proven players

[Pistol Pete @PistolPeter21]

Like yeah this would happen to me

[Scott Barrett @ScottBarrettDFB]

Ashton Jeanty vs. Trent Richardson [First 23 Games]

touches: 445 vs. 443
yards from scrimmage: 1885 vs. 1773
touchdowns: 13 vs. 14
runs over 25 yards: 2 vs. 2

[Pistol Pete @PistolPeter21]

😭😭😭😭😭

[CBD Exotic House @cbdexoticsvapes]

‼️NEW NEW NEW ‼️

FIRST EVER SPLIFF 25k PUFF NICOTINE + 2G LIQUID DIAMONDS AIO

[Pistol Pete @PistolPeter21]

Yeah Brian is most certainly not going to be dancing for dollas with a mitt like that

[Taylor Foote 🇺🇸 @TFooote]

Brian Thomas Jr. after dropping another crucial pass…

#NFL #BTJ #Jaguars

[Pistol Pete @PistolPeter21]

@DrJesseMorse, thoughts?

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Commanders officially ruled out WR Terry McLaurin due to a knee injury.

[Pistol Pete @PistolPeter21]

Shanny is a such a dope boy

[Pistol Pete @PistolPeter21]

Bros gotta be neutered or some shit at this point

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: President Trump is calling for New Mexico to be renamed New America, effective immediately.

[Pistol Pete @PistolPeter21]

If I don’t leave the 2027 dynasty FF rookie draft with Turbo Richard I’m a dumb cuck and should be removed from my league

[Pistol Pete @PistolPeter21]

Carnell Tate is the reason I wake up in the morning. I love you @carnelltate

[Football Performances @NFLPerformances]

Carnell Tate came up with his first NFL touchdown when Tennessee needed it most.

6 REC, 70 REC YDS, 1 TD vs Colts

Performances like this are keeping Tate right in the OROY conversation.

[Pistol Pete @PistolPeter21]

I don’t think there’s anything worse

[Sagdeep Mohktar @sagdeepmohktar]

Linkedin is the worst thing ever created.