Pithy Awards

Honoring those whose tweets have made a difference, brightened our day or brought our interconnected world a bit closer.

[Michael Bublé @MichaelBuble]

Dolly once wrote me a letter asking if I’d listen to a song she’d written and consider singing it with her. The truth is, I didn’t even listen before I said yes. When Dolly Parton asks, you say yes.

When God made Dolly, He broke the mold.

This one really hurts. 💔

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“This is the health documentary with real solutions...” https://t.co/11AEo94nit

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@lippyent Janis Joplin

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@PhysInHistory Born just over a century after Leonardo DaVinci, this Renaissance man similarly contributed to the understanding of our Universe.

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@joeydropzone @drhossamsamy65 That’s a half-windsor knot. A full windsor would be more Trumpian.

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@elonmusk Imagine tends to either get progressively “cute” in a second and third iteration. Almost deliberately sabotaging the requested scene. That said, it is quite amazing.

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@LeadingReport @Grok is this email real?

[Patrick Byrne @PatrickByrne]

Please share

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

🚨 URGENT
Two days ago I was contacted by a high-ranking employee of the French Government. After determining this person’s position and proximity to the French couple, I have deemed the information they gave me to be credible enough to share publicly in the event that something happens.
In short, this person claims that the Macrons have executed upon and paid for my assassination. Yes, you read that correctly. More specifically, that the green light was given to a small team in National Gendamarie Intervention Group. I am told there is one Israeli that is on this assasination squad and the plans were formalized.
Again, this person provided concrete proof that they are well placed within the French government apparatus.
Further to this point, this person claims that Charlie Kirk’s assassin trained with the French legion 13th brigade with multi-state involvement.
Journalist Xavier Poussard’s life is also at risk. This is deadly serious. The head of state of France apparently wants us both dead and has authorized professional units to carry this out.
I ask that every person RETWEET and share this.
I do not know who in the American government can be trusted, since this source claims our leaders are aware. But I have more specific information which is definitively verifiable, should they care to reach out to me.
To the brave official in France who did this because they were so moved by the evil of Charlie’s public execution to risk their own life— May God bless you. Truly.

Let all be revealed.

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An honorable man.

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@therealroseanne @ABCNetwork We would stay up to watch a Roseanne Barr late night show!

[Roseanne Barr @therealroseanne]

I’m available to fill in @ABCNetwork

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@RealJamesWoods No words are needed, James.

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What she said👇and add T.O.T.A.L.

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

B. U. L. L. S. H. I. T !!!

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17 Seconds can bring joy or sorrow. You get to choose.

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@Rickbarmore The penalty:

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@larryjones Very catchy - Lady Lindsay is happy to hear it resurrected.

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@larryjones An oldie from a joke told by the warhawk Sen. John McCain.

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@BillAckman @Harvard Poor Harvard.

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@cb_doge Resign after designating @TulsiGabbard as my VP.