Hey @delhivery, what kind of complete bullshit service is this? Your delivery agent calls me to "verify address," I explicitly told him I'm available, and literally a minute later I got a text saying delivery attempted I'm not available?! Stop your agents from making fake attemp
Disappointed with the foot exfoliation mask bought from @bigbasket_com . Followed all instructions, but 2 weeks later—nothing. Expecting better quality control from you guys. Please arrange a refund. Thanks.
What the f*** is this @amazonIN@amazon..It's prime and the product should be delivered yesterday but to just say that we tried to deliver but you are not reachable...the item will out for delivery at 10:45 late night and just after 5 min it says item rejected by customer
@AmazonHelp Then what is the use of Amazon prime if you can't deliver the product in intended time and your delivery person marks without calling this is what consumer service is? I didnt told the delivery partner to cancel my order and you guys are telling we can't do anything
@AmazonHelp@amazonIN@amazon The delivery partner never called me and marked it as rejected by me? How did the delivery partner mark the order is rejected by customer...if the order is not delivered today I'll use you to the consumer court because you don't know the value of time..
Teacher: “Why were you absent yesterday?”
Student: “I was at my grandfather’s funeral.”
Teacher: “I’m sorry to hear that.”
Student: “Thank you.”
The teacher nodded and moved on.
Then another student raised his hand.
Student #2: “That’s weird.”
Teacher: “What is?”
Student #2: “His grandfather died last month.”
The room went quiet.
The teacher slowly looked back at the first student.
Teacher: “Your grandfather died last month?”
Student: “Yes.”
Teacher: “And yesterday was his funeral?”
Student: “Also yes.”
Teacher: “How?”
The student shrugged.
Student: “It’s complicated.”
Now the entire class was listening.
The teacher sat on the edge of her desk.
Teacher: “Go ahead.”
Student: “My grandfather had three families.”
Silence.
Teacher: “Three… families?”
Student: “Yep.”
Teacher: “At the same time?”
Student: “Apparently.”
The class exploded with laughter.
The teacher raised a hand.
Teacher: “Wait. So there were multiple funerals?”
Student: “Three.”
Teacher: “Three funerals?”
Student: “One family organized one. Another family didn’t like that one and organized their own. Then the third family got offended and organized a different one.”
A student in the back nearly fell out of his chair.
Student #3: “Your grandfather had sequels?”
Student: “Basically.”
Teacher: “And you attended all of them?”
Student: “Mom said we had to.”
Teacher: “How many people showed up?”
Student: “Hundreds.”
Teacher: “At each funeral?”
Student: “Yep.”
The teacher stared at the ceiling.
Teacher: “I don’t even know how to process this.”
The student wasn’t finished.
Student: “The second funeral almost got canceled.”
Teacher: “Why?”
Student: “The first family accidentally booked the same venue.”
The class lost control.
The teacher was laughing now too.
Teacher: “You’re telling me your grandfather’s families double-booked funerals?”
Student: “Triple-booked, technically.”
Teacher: “Of course.”
A girl near the window raised her hand.
Girl: “Did the families know about each other?”
Student: “They do now.”
The room erupted.
Teacher: “How did they find out?”
Student: “At the first funeral.”
The teacher covered her face.
Teacher: “Your poor grandfather.”
Student: “Honestly, I think he’d have loved the drama.”
Teacher: “Why do you say that?”
Student: “Because he left a note.”
Teacher: “A note?”
Student: “Yep.”
Teacher: “What did it say?”
The student pulled out his phone.
Cleared his throat.
And read:
“To everyone attending: if you’re surprised to see unfamiliar relatives, imagine how I felt trying to remember all your birthdays.”
The classroom exploded.
Even the teacher had tears in her eyes.
After a full minute of laughter she finally managed to speak.
Teacher: “Your grandfather sounds impossible.”
Student: “That’s exactly what all three widows said.”
@cosmoisbackbaby@Naga_S_Bujji@IndianGems_ I got you but what about the delays of the train don't they have the same set of rules to be punctual...if rules are to be followed by citizens then vice versa is also applicable
@cosmoisbackbaby@Naga_S_Bujji@IndianGems_ 😂 then according to you the train delay is not a mistake and fining someone who legally brought a ticket is correct...I got your level of understanding
@cosmoisbackbaby@Naga_S_Bujji@IndianGems_ Enquiry is when you reach the station and if a person comes from 100km can he go back to his home for the delay? And I see that person is having a smart phone and documented..but he didn't commit any offense to fine him..instead the tte should have fine the railway authorities
@Naga_S_Bujji@IndianGems_ So what if the train was on time and do you think that guy would have stayed there? He would have left for his home right...Now who is at fault, the one who bought the ticket and time expired or the delay of the train?
@LagrangianSad So what if the train was on time and do you think that guy would have stayed there? He would have left for his home right...Now who is at fault, the one who bought the ticket and time expired or the delay of the train?