A Seinfeld Tribute

[A Seinfeld Tribute @PittAndPeterman]

Hey babe, you ready to hit the ice?

[A Seinfeld Tribute @PittAndPeterman]

Kramer: They're not cloning sheep!! It's the same sheep! I saw Harry Blackstone do that trick with two goats and a handkerchief on the old Dean Martin show.
#Seinfeld #TheStrike

[A Seinfeld Tribute @PittAndPeterman]

Elaine: This food was in the shower with you?
Kramer: Mmhmm. I prepared it as I bathed.
#Seinfeld #TheApology

[A Seinfeld Tribute @PittAndPeterman]

Stanky: I'm alone. And it's my second day. And, you know, I don't even think we have that flavor.
#Seinfeld #Season9 #TheApology

[A Seinfeld Tribute @PittAndPeterman]

Puddy: I'm a recovering germ-a-phobe. Ten years.
Elaine: What is this symbol?
Puddy: It's a germ.
#Seinfeld #Season9 #TheApology

[A Seinfeld Tribute @PittAndPeterman]

Puddy: It's a big job, you've gotta dismantle the latch hasp from the auxiliary drainage line.
Kramer: No, it says main line.
Puddy: It's a misprint. What do you got a Clarkman?
#Seinfeld #Season9 #TheApology

[A Seinfeld Tribute @PittAndPeterman]

Jerry: You've got a little rage.
George: And now they want me to bottle it up. It makes me so mad!!
#Seinfeld #Season9 #TheApology

[A Seinfeld Tribute @PittAndPeterman]

#George: This bread has nuts in it!!!
#Seinfeld #Season9 #TheApology

[A Seinfeld Tribute @PittAndPeterman]

#George: You can stuff your SORRIES in a SACK, Mister!!!
#Seinfeld #Season9 #TheBetrayal

[A Seinfeld Tribute @PittAndPeterman]

#George: You're gonna pass up a wonderful opportunity to put that aloe pusher in her place??
#Jerry: Revenge date? That sounds more like you than me.
#Seinfeld #Season9 #TheSlicer

[A Seinfeld Tribute @PittAndPeterman]

#Kramer: Just let me finish this mile high and I'll be right with you. Oh and, Jerry, we're gonna need a case of Kaiser rolls.
#Seinfeld #Season9 #TheSlicer

[A Seinfeld Tribute @PittAndPeterman]

#Elaine: You remember that next door neighbor of mine? The apartment that uhh always smells like potatoes?
#Jerry: Your whole building smells like potatoes.
#Seinfeld #Season9 #TheSlicer

[A Seinfeld Tribute @PittAndPeterman]

#George: It is a horrible company. There is no management whatsoever. I could go hog wild in there!!!
#Seinfeld #Season9 #TheSlicer

[A Seinfeld Tribute @PittAndPeterman]

#Kramer: That's not Kruger Industrial Smoothing, is it?
#George: Yeah
Kramer: Grinders, Sanders, whetstones... they're the ones who botched the Statue of Liberty job.
#Seinfeld #Season9 #TheSlicer

[A Seinfeld Tribute @PittAndPeterman]

Mr. Mandelbaum: If you want to live in a butcher shop, I'm gonna treat you like a piece of meat.
#Seinfeld #Season9 #TheBlood

[A Seinfeld Tribute @PittAndPeterman]

#Helen: #Kramer called he said you were in the hospital.
#Jerry: Kramer called you?
Helen: He calls Every week.
#Seinfeld #Season9 #TheBlood

[A Seinfeld Tribute @PittAndPeterman]

#Kramer: Yeah, you got three pints of Kramer in you, buddy.
#Jerry: Noooooo.
#Seinfeld #Season9 #TheBlood

[A Seinfeld Tribute @PittAndPeterman]

#Kramer: No more banks. I'm keeping MY blood in MY freezer with MY MONEY!!!
#Season9 #TheBlood

[A Seinfeld Tribute @PittAndPeterman]

#Elaine: YOU? I'm more responsible than you are!!!
#Kramer: Don't be ridiculous. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go fill my freezer with my own blood.
#Season9 #TheBlood

[A Seinfeld Tribute @PittAndPeterman]

#Kramer: Joey Zanfino and some of the neighborhood kids, they ambushed me with a box of grade A's.
#Season9 #TheSerenityNow