Alex ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🐝

Socially inadequate. Perpetually inept. Cake Artist with a Bachelor of Science
She/Her

[quixoticgeek @quixoticgeek]

So maybe politicians without uteruses shouldn't be making laws about controlling them?

[Alex ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🐝 @PitterPatterEh]

I tried to order a gorgeous cardigan from @Torrid this weekend and they shipped the other stuff in the order but cancelled the cardigan. Confused, I tried to order it again 2 days later. AND TODAY THEY CANCELLED IT AGIAIN! Why are you doing this 😩

[Alex ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🐝 @PitterPatterEh]

@HaleyAM @AMorbidPodcast I didn't think it was a real thing until my grandparents adopted a brother and sister standard poodle from the same litter. They're TERRIBLE. They've tried different trainers but nothing is working to correct this behavior.

[Alex ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🐝 @PitterPatterEh]

@xkristinnnx ........Does it feel like your actual skull is splitting open and you cant turn your head and scrunching up your shoulders helps

[Alex ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🐝 @PitterPatterEh]

Orange juice, two breakfast Tornados, and Grandmas chocolate chip cookies.

[Heather Hogan @theheatherhogan]

Remember in high school when you’d eat a bag of Cheetos and drink a Mountain Dew and then learn complicated Calculus, read Shakespeare, run two miles, do a science experiment, cry about a girl, memorize the Declaration of Independence, and it’d still only be like 11am?

[Mala Ala 🏎️ @mala_koalaa]

With each episode, I hoped that a bear would eat them. #Netflix #Outlast #Outlastnetflix

[Alex ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🐝 @PitterPatterEh]

Got this metal wall decor signed at Vancouver in 2018. Both Jared and Jensen. Financial situation has changed, so I'm wondering if there would be any interest in buying it. Feel free to DM!

[Alex ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🐝 @PitterPatterEh]

If anyone has some spare good vibes to share I'd be much obliged. Applied for a new job that will hopefully be a better and healthier fit for me but it's a very competitive position

[Alex ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🐝 @PitterPatterEh]

I can't escape even at work

[Alex ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🐝 @PitterPatterEh]

I think the worst thing Elon did was drive Pedro Pascal away from Twitter. The nerve.

[Alex ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🐝 @PitterPatterEh]

Just like White Noise but with more consequences

[Alex ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🐝 @PitterPatterEh]

I'm reminded of how allergic to animals I am anytime I bring Peanut to the vet. Been here 20 minutes and I'm trying so hard to not sneeze or rub my eyes.
(Yes I am also allergic to Peanut but my immune system has had 5 years to get used to her)

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

Reminder: record profits are unpaid wages.

[Alex ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🐝 @PitterPatterEh]

We want trains you fool

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

On my watch, the great American road trip is going to be fully electrified.

And now, through a tax credit, you can get up to $7,500 on a new electric vehicle.

[Alex ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🐝 @PitterPatterEh]

@tranquilroutes I listen to too many true crime podcasts 🙉

[Alex ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🐝 @PitterPatterEh]

Finding out a female coworker has a crush on me even though I don't share similar feelings is still sweet because I don't have to worry about her chopping me up and throwing me in the river like you do with men. 😌

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

EGG THIEF

[Alex ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🐝 @PitterPatterEh]

@UrbanDecay Tie between moisturizer (3 steps and it feels so nice) or my coffee, of which sipping it is a crucial part of my makeup routine

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@wiIIow__row