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just HOW high do you even have to BE just to DO something like that...

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

I Absolutely understand why MFs hate me.. lol

[Pizza Police @PizzaPolice]

@AtwaterBurn @American_Bridge @TedBuddNC @AdamLaxalt @HerschelWalker thts rlly sad. u cut off ties with ur family over who they vote for. I myself lost ties with my own mother & it kills me (It wasn’t because of politics though) Maybe u should be more open minded and forgiving, when u focus on ur personal relationships leave politics out.

[Paris Hilton @ParisHilton]

Back when I was 13 in #Vegas & decided to go an to exotic pet store to buy a ferret & name her #FerretFawcett. 🥰 #TeenParis 👱🏻‍♀️ #NationalFerretDay

[DIET. DR. KELP. 🥤 @nNotionzzz]

#TwitterMomentsOfTheDecade she was frying his ass with facts 😂😂😂😂

[animal band!! @table4uno]

@tasha__nico what be in those perc 30s

[Pizza Police @PizzaPolice]

@ThatKevinSmith plz ask Jay Z to buy back dogma

[hotmiserablewife @aaaaaaaa6666669]

have a sinking feeling that no one on this bus appreciates how hot i look right now

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

I get on Twitter… talk a little shit.. Get off… Back to life...

[Pizza Police @PizzaPolice]

@GordonRamsay opinion on the meal I prepared for my dog tonight. Cesar’s filet mignon with a light dusting of fenbendazole dog medicine. @CesarCuisine

[wint @dril]

kicking the shit out of a tree with a sledge hammer, to increase my Stamina

[Pizza Police @PizzaPolice]

Well overdue for lowrise jeans to make a comeback. Thank me later.

[Pizza Police @PizzaPolice]

Im singlehandedly bringing low rise jeans back

[Pizza Police @PizzaPolice]

there is a different hell for everyone who ever had a scene phase

[wint @dril]

strategically gathering recon on little seasers pizza in the woods behind the strip mall and getting fucking lyme disease

[wint @dril]

lunch paraphernalia spilling out of the footwell of my car as i pull up to my old high school to steal footballs

[Pizza Police @PizzaPolice]

@007_Mrjamesbond Hi

[Pizza Police @PizzaPolice]

@MrMusselman Nasty

[Pizza Police @PizzaPolice]

erin brockovich is the fucking shit

[Pizza Police @PizzaPolice]

he probably has the shttiest taste in memes