Hey everyone.
Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man has joined Twitter!
Retweet to help me find my fellow Avengers and because it’ll annoy the heck out of J. Jonah Jameson.
Since I know you've been dying to ask me what I've been up to let me give you a quick run-down:
Met some girl May has been wanting to introduce me to for ages.
Bought a motorcycle.
Fought a giant lizard with a broken arm.
And, recently, I moved in with my friend Harry.
Me and the homies admiring your pick-up lines be like:
(Nah but on a real note I might just have to steal some of these. Met a girl the other week who pretty much hates me so I figure using one of these will either get me in her good graces or fail spectacularly.)
Probably a good idea.
I did this type of thing last week no problem and then had to mop the floor with some goons. Guess I've been overexerting myself too much!
Anyways, how's your New Year's going?