elidibussin aka Mr. Put It On

Bootleg Wavebird aficionado.
2004 Melee at the Mall Champ.
Boshi Wit Da Schmoves.
Absolute weapon on the sticks.
The dad you probably wish you had.

[elidibussin aka Mr. Put It On @Pizza_Wheels]

Man, I hate to pass up a screaming deal like this, but you can keep on paying that postage and I'll keep paying you whenever I feel like it, jokers. @Verizon

[Crash Bandicoot @bluelotdegen]

Looking for a career that allows me to play golf and pretty much do whatever I want all day with no responsibilities that also pays 6 figures lmk

[elidibussin aka Mr. Put It On @Pizza_Wheels]

If you queue up #StellaMontis on #ArcRaiders at 11:58:04 pm on December 31st and gun me down while I'm sifting through a cabinet, you'll celebrate the new year LEARNING A NEW SLUR! 🎆

[blob ross 🌱 @probably_ayla]

I cannot be expected to work under these circumstances (Tuesday)

[Chenpai @chenposter]

The weekend is almost over and I gotta go back to work tomorrow...

[elidibussin aka Mr. Put It On @Pizza_Wheels]

House rule: Rhystic Study trigger reminder is now 'Aye you gonna eat that?"

[elidibussin aka Mr. Put It On @Pizza_Wheels]

5: "Dad all your music goes dun dun dun dun and they all talk about sad stuff can we listen to my Playlist?"

First of all, fuk u child.

[Sarah Langs @SlangsOnSports]

I love baseball

[elidibussin aka Mr. Put It On @Pizza_Wheels]

@emkay586 could be us but I'm not as handsome as gengar ig.

[Out of Context Pokémon @OoCPokemon]

"five more minutes before my shift ends, thank Arceus."

[FireThePyro is extremely busy rn @FireThePyro]

yoshi players when they take 140% but it only hits their brain:

[elidibussin aka Mr. Put It On @Pizza_Wheels]

@JaysonMoistRice The day I stop tossing up airs from ledge is the day my homies can put me down. That's how you know my heart isn't in the game anymore.

[jayson moist rice 🌷 @JaysonMoistRice]

me labbing my punish game

[elidibussin aka Mr. Put It On @Pizza_Wheels]

Chimken shrimps and oxycodone for lunch. @emkay586

[riley ⋆ ݁𖥔 ˖ @lilcatpuke]

when u gonna stop drinking cokes with the wokes and come drink some dr.pepper w a big stepper

[elidibussin aka Mr. Put It On @Pizza_Wheels]

@starlink smfh https://t.co/Y8giljRooT #speedtest

[elidibussin aka Mr. Put It On @Pizza_Wheels]

Just fuckin something about Christmas is guess

[elidibussin aka Mr. Put It On @Pizza_Wheels]

@emkay586 Makes perfect sense. I personally do my best warrior-ing sans pants.

[elidibussin aka Mr. Put It On @Pizza_Wheels]

'Ganon tore an ACL on that wavedash, I saw it in real time.'