PK

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Mitch McConnell and Lindsey Graham dead

[PK @PjKahle]

@LindseyGrahamSC @jaketapper RIP bozo

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

My kids have measles, I lost my job, and a parasite that the CDC no longer monitors has given me explosive diarrhea. But at least now there’s no plaques honoring Black scientists at the Smithsonian.

[Gavin McHugh @gavinmchughh]

Conor McGregors return to the octagon

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[PK @PjKahle]

🐐

[PK @PjKahle]

@oneill_rica Rigged sport bud

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Four conservative Justices just voted to overturn the Constitution. But the liberal wine mom next door keeps referring to the World Cup as "the men's World Cup." I have never felt more politically homeless.

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

Star Wars making the central figure of their new movie a 50yo baby constitutionally incapable of growing up is a little bit on the nose as critique of their fans

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

pronouncing gen ai like forrest gump

[Rhine Stoned Cowboy @BisqueBoi]

Wishbone killed eight confederate traitors when he held the line at Cemetary Ridge with XI Corps

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

The Boys writers season 1: Homelander is a rapist mass murdering coward who gets off to literally being breastfed

Right wingers: He is us

The Boys writers season 5: He’s still all those things

Right wingers: What the fuck

[critter @BecomingCritter]

*scrolling twitter for 4th straight hour* man I'm so glad I never got hooked on short-form video

[skye (buy me vinyl) @Mrsign12]

bar of the year?

[Dylan @notnotdylm]

remember when Biden said that the only 3 things Giuliani mentions in speeches are "a noun, a verb, and 9/11" lmao

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

your honor you know how a white boy get on twisted tea

[dr. hee-lter skelter @rubborsoul]

me logging into letterboxd

[patrick. @imPatrickT]

me and the boys before THE ODYSSEY

[frye @___frye]

has RFK tried just coughing really hard

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

I didn’t even need anything from the grocery store, I just came to hear some Gin Blossoms.