Plaid Zuckerberg

The Plaid Avenger's updates for Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg. (Parody account) (Fake!!)

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Relaxing week in the Office- I don't like to push my employee's too hard. Still seeing things about Facebook helping Trump win, but I helped as much as every other social media platform!

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We are working on an in-app face recognition feature!

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Yes, @Plaid_Donald and I had dinner while I was in DC, in October. It was just a simple dinner, nothing really went on. That's why we don't tell about our dinners every night!

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In the California office, once again. We are testing a new meme-creation app called Whale.

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Glad to announce dates for the F8 developer's conference!

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Hoping to see a rainbow at night later at Yosemite.

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My wife and I are on vacation. We are spending a few days at National Parks in the US. Yesterday we went to Yosemite

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I do NOT have a TikTok account.

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We are currently working on the iPhone bug.

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Wednesday, my wife and I celebrated our 16 year dating anniversary.

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In New York today! Finalized to build a new office here that will be 1.5 million square feet.

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@Plaid_Johnson The old Australian system or new?

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Working with my team in California on ways to quickly delete fake Facebook accounts. So far we have deleted 5.4 billion fake accounts.

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What a beautiful day in California. Facebook has introduced a new payment system for WhatsApp, Instagram, and Facebook.

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And thank you to all those who have served for your service.

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It's been quiet around the California office for the past few days. We are working on something big.

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@Plaid_Cook how many houses do you exactly plan to buy with the 2.5 billion dollars?

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Treated the California staff to breakfast in San Francisco. Talked about how to make Facebook a little more popular.

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There is a rumor that we use Facebook donations as a tax ride-off. This is not true.

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What a beautiful day in California! Sad to see that people in the Silicon Valley resent me now, just because I am letting the elections play out on their own by allowing freedom of speech.