Sara

life is a waste of time. time is a waste of life. get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life.

[Sara @PlainButNotTall]

Ok but did you guys like ever wait til your food was cooled to an adequate temperature that you can fully enjoy it? Yeah, me neither

[Sara @PlainButNotTall]

Disney Adults are the only people I believe that deserve to be bullied.

[Sara @PlainButNotTall]

-4

[Code Blue Memes @codebluememes]

he’s a 10 but he says his pain is 11

[Sara @PlainButNotTall]

When is this phase of country songs with lyrics consisting of solely the titles of other country songs going to be over?

[Sara @PlainButNotTall]

Why I always gotta be stuck at work for natural disasters?

[Sara @PlainButNotTall]

If you guys like hangovers, you should try having one when you don’t have power. The lack of AC and running water are🤌🏻

[Sara @PlainButNotTall]

I like to keep my guts on their toes. Like are we gonna chug a gallon of coffee at 6am with a yogurt, eat a full breakfast, or not eat anything til 4pm

[Sara @PlainButNotTall]

My new home has no cable, no internet, no wifi, and not even enough cell service to send a picture message, so now my Amish ass drives 4 miles to the closest gas station that has wifi to grade my students schoolwork

[Sara @PlainButNotTall]

I can’t say I contribute much to my place of employment, but I am the only one who knows how to fix the paper towel dispensers

[Sara @PlainButNotTall]

@ktaggs_ This is real

[Sara @PlainButNotTall]

Ask me if I just added every song ever wrote by Shania Twain and Sean Paul to my wedding’s “must play” DJ request list

[Sara @PlainButNotTall]

@briepic_

[Sara @PlainButNotTall]

Our home is getting shown tonight and I left the furbo camera on and if these people don’t take their shoes off we’re not selling to them

[Sara @PlainButNotTall]

Who wants to tell Rihanna I’m ready for new music?

[Sara @PlainButNotTall]

It only took 28 years, an impending wedding, and a 14 step skin care program but my skin is finally clearing up

[Sara @PlainButNotTall]

@ktaggs_ @goofy_g00nie Gotchu always

[Sara @PlainButNotTall]

It’s been 0 days since a patient who regularly injects 4 bags of heroin a day has told me I’m discriminating against him because I can’t control his pain

[Sara @PlainButNotTall]

@briepic_ Shoulda been there bud, at least he apologized after but damn anesthesia is a hell of a thing

[Sara @PlainButNotTall]

*patient tickles my belly*
me- “please don’t touch my belly”
pt- “why are you ticklish?”
me- “No, just generally uncomfortable with that”

[Sara @PlainButNotTall]

@goofy_g00nie

[Sara @PlainButNotTall]

Shania Twain is on TikTok. That is all.