Paul Hinman

I often stare into my whiskey and mutter I've truly been chosen by the gods

[Paul Hinman @Plainhuman]

@chrismixel you have any more?

[Paul Hinman @Plainhuman]

@keithparish In what world could there be a G-rated Tetris movie? I don't see how you could do it without at least Titanic level nudity.

[Paul Hinman @Plainhuman]

I mean, what part of this doesn't make you want to watch this?

[Kaiju News Outlet @KaijuNewsOutlet]

The Asylum has announced a new film titled "Ape vs. Mecha Ape" and has revealed the film's first poster. "Ape vs. Mecha Ape" is a sequel to "Ape vs. Monster" and will release in select theaters and VOD on March 24, 2023.

[Paul Hinman @Plainhuman]

@mikeerre Serious contenders: Batman Forever, Dumb and Dumber, Godzilla - nothing but bangers almost totally unrelated to the films in question

[Paul Hinman @Plainhuman]

@keithparish @peacockTV The Algorithms don't lie. Its a direct line from Jean Ralphio to lawlessness, from strange yellow annoyances to torture porn

[Zach Harris @PotCzach]

yeah kids *dont* be like this hella cool cheetah we drew in a convertible wearing a leather jacket smoking a blunt out the window with his seat belt on. He’s definitely *not* awesome

[Paul Hinman @Plainhuman]

@keithparish what is the difference? that venn diagram is nearly a circle

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

If 30 armed cops in full tactical gear with ballistic shields were too afraid to confront one gunman with an AR15, maybe we shouldn’t be putting AR15s in the hands of civilians.

[Paul Hinman @Plainhuman]

@yewknee On top of that, the Court found the States bringing the suit didn't have standing, so its all just a big mushy grey area.

[Paul Hinman @Plainhuman]

@yewknee The accompanying legislation to the ERA stated that states must vote by a certain date. Not enough states did so in time. But that drop dead date was later dropped. That's what the lawsuit is about.

[Shane Claiborne @ShaneClaiborne]

It is a strange contradiction that many of the same people fighting for laws to stop abortion don’t believe that laws will stop gun violence.

[Paul Hinman @Plainhuman]

@chrismixel There has been a concentrated conservative movement to push a single narrative for the entirety of my lifetime - its time for the pendulum to swing back

[Paul Hinman @Plainhuman]

@chrismixel Even if it takes 49 years, it would absolutely be worth it. In the meantime we could overturn plenty of other horrible rulings (Citizens United, Rucho v. Common Cause)

[Paul Hinman @Plainhuman]

@yewknee of a cave? or of an animal? because if its the latter, you have to also determine whether a butthole is a door

[Paul Hinman @Plainhuman]

@yewknee I feel confident stating a cave is not a door

[Paul Hinman @Plainhuman]

@yewknee define wheels (on an axle? touching the ground? or does a pulley or reel count?) and what about doors? (is a trunk, hood, or lid a door?)

[Ted @trom771]

The fact that he was flushing documents down the toilet in a house that literally has 28 fireplaces should prove that he's not fit for office.

[Paul Hinman @Plainhuman]

@yewknee Replacements "Bastards of Young"