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Call me Male-ish

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@CieloBonit Clinging to youth? He’s a thetan

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@LukeEpplin The greatest short story of all time, The Dead, begins with a cliche, and it takes a while to realize that it, the character’s voice, of a blend. Franzen doesn’t stir the pot, he’s a fussbudget

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@crusade_enjoyer What the fuck does any of this have to do with you

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@E44Teddy @GenXJefe The rest of what???

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@E44Teddy Like what? Vague posting is a fucking curse

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@RealitySalesman He’s being ironic dipshit

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@Tokyo_pi1 Dr. Dwayne Twitchell finally gets his revenge

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@MikeAransky You’re wrong, shut up

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@MattMcCue15 SO POST tHE TITLE IN GD’D TWEET!

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@kimdfwu_

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@jakebrodes If you shovel shit for a living you end up competing with your fellow shit shovelers to establish who shovels the most the fastest.

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@NotSoAngryScout @StovetopPorter4 Why didn’t you put this in the original post?

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@jaaronboyce @elisabet_bakari @MerriamWebster I already explained it. Move along

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@Allthebasses @jaaronboyce @MerriamWebster I support your decision

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@jaaronboyce @elisabet_bakari @MerriamWebster Yes, and a gerund phrase isn’t the same as a gerund

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@tylasmole @jncatron @botticellibimbo I agree, but you’re overlooking the difference between a word functioning inside a phrase and a standalone word preceding a verb. Not a huge difference but more important in a highly complex sentence

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@da_Sp00kz @botticellibimbo Yes, and that’s why they’re described as phrases

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@jaaronboyce @Allthebasses @MerriamWebster The larger claim, that it indicates something notable or unusual about the younger generation seems silly to me

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@KulkarniShailu @MerriamWebster Gerund phrase, not a gerund