Plantaholic

Music, humour, adventure, and knowledge

[Plantaholic @Plantguyisme]

We're open.
Send in your plant orders and have your babies delivered at your doorstep.

View our plant catalogue here https://t.co/6EQsVWDQk1

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[Plantaholic @Plantguyisme]

@SirAlexas That 'has' after 'does' is bad grammar.

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@shawn_notsean @Savo_ke 😂😂

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@inclusivetwts @will_Olwande Isn't she on Universal?

[av glock🧩( -_•)╦̵̵̿╤─ @futonchill]

you should always smell nice cuz the first hole you penetrate is someone’s nostrils

[Plantaholic @Plantguyisme]

Brian Obuya.

[Kibangabooks|Kenyan & African books @KibangaBooks]

which Kenyan writer do you think is unbelievably good with words?

[Kibangabooks|Kenyan & African books @KibangaBooks]

which Kenyan writer do you think is unbelievably good with words?

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

I’m in love with this sentence:

“The more delusionally optimistic you are, the more life rewards you.”

[Damian☠️🖤 @heis_Damian]

"com inside me, i know what to take"

Werey na my surname you wan take😂😭

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

My dog after eating my philosophy book

[KD @3headeddgoat]

Simon to the other disciples after catching no fish:

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

😭😭😭😭😭

[Plantaholic @Plantguyisme]

@osumo_brad 😂😂😂😂thekete

[ع @pyari_eyesha]

Talking to parents about mental health is like discussing Feminism with Taliban

[Plantaholic @Plantguyisme]

@Kianangih This is good but not unbelievably good

[phantéau @_wangwe]

I hope you find a community that sees, acknowledge and helps you correct your blind spots.

[Plantaholic @Plantguyisme]

Reminder:

If yiu don't spot the plants in a picture's background before anything else, you're not yet deep enough into the game.

Stay guided.

[Plantaholic @Plantguyisme]

Weekend plans reminder:
Check on the plants. Water a few. Admire some new growth.
Simple things matter. 🪴

Stay guided.

[Kip🇯🇲 Too🪻 @ant1_bruno3]

Umeanza na nzi

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

sometimes a book is five stars because it's a masterpiece. sometimes it's five stars because it made my brain release dopamine. both are valid.