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[Buffalo Wild Wings @BWWings]

Everyone who retweets this gets free wings if the game goes to overtime.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Detroit is dealing QB Matthew Stafford to the Los Angeles Rams in exchange for two future first-round picks, a third-round pick and QB Jared Goff, per sources. Two former No. 1 overall picks trading places in the first blockbuster NFL trade of 2021.

[DP @PlarthVader]

With everything going on right now don’t forget that pharmaceutical (and insurance) companies are actually the scum of the earth. Inhumane.

[shoe @shoe0nhead]

meanwhile during all the chaos and drama in the richest country on earth:

[DP @PlarthVader]

When charitable teenagers are a more reliable form of health insurance than... actual health insurance ❤️

[CBS News @CBSNews]

This 2-year-old's family couldn't afford his $20,000 electric wheelchair, and their insurance didn't cover it. So, a high school robotics team built him one for free ❤️️ https://t.co/t8nF8XTkxO

[DP @PlarthVader]

The tweet of 2020

[Joel D. Anderson 🆓 @byjoelanderson]

Trump: “The coronavirus. This is their new hoax.”

Coronavirus:

[Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence]

Wow, weird how the same people who said they wanted "peaceful protests" are now Very Upset at NBA players for protesting in literally the most peaceful way possible

[DP @PlarthVader]

Idk much about cool insults but if we’re calling people “straight goofies” now I’m here for it

[Braelen Oliver〽️ @_Spooky14_]

Can’t Believe There’s Athletes Retweeting A Post Saying “Play College Football!” From The Man Who Could’ve Easily Put A End To The Virus... He The Reason We Ain’t Playing🤦🏾‍♂️ Y’all Straight Goofies No Cap

[Josh Marshall @joshtpm]

Arizona reports 3,740 new cases, 18% positivity. 144 fatalities.

[DP @PlarthVader]

Remember this when cases and deaths drastically decrease over the next few weeks... coincidentally, of course.

[Nick Kapur @nick_kapur]

Starting today, US hospitals are banned from reporting COVID data to the Centers for Disease Control.

Instead, they must report it to a no-bid, privately-contracted server under control of the Trump political apparatus.

https://t.co/UP1NHcd7Bw

[DP @PlarthVader]

How many Onion article headlines are we going to have to live through in real life this year?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Cases are going up in the U.S. because we are testing far more than any other country, and ever expanding. With smaller testing we would show fewer cases!

[Yams Charania @BostonJerry]

Q: How did it take 5 months before a judge saw this video?

A: Because cops are liars who work together to cover up their crimes.

[Dave Vescio @DaveVescio]

BREAKING NEWS: Mentally ill man, 28, spent FIVE MONTHS in prison for 'assaulting' two cops before bodycam footage revealed a group of officers beat, tased and taunted him after arresting him for NO reason. He was released after judge saw video and granted him a personal bond.

[DP @PlarthVader]

State troopers slash tires of random parked vehicles out of fear that they might end up being driven recklessly.

You’re telling me this was not published by the onion?

[DP @PlarthVader]

I knew I liked Stone Cold Steve Austin, but I didn’t know I loved Stone Cold Steve Austin.

[Butter Pecan Don @DCisChillin]

Steve Austin thoughts on the confederate flag:

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Aaron Rodgers’ stance:

[DP @PlarthVader]

@jschwx “Hey Drew here’s an easy question about peaceful protest, what do you think?”
“Yeah definitely, I think my racist grandfathers and flag are pretty great”

[DP @PlarthVader]

While I’m at it - anyone posting stats trying to justify race & crime rates/arrests/violence is an intellectual toddler. If you think for a second that any of that is based off of accurate reporting or non-compromised data, you are obtuse.

[DP @PlarthVader]

Been seeing a lot of “My _____ is a cop and he’s a good person” or “I stand with the GOOD cops”

Honestly, probably not. But still, maybe try to be an adult and read the room enough to realize now is not the time for public praise of law enforcement? Maybe you’re not helping?

[DP @PlarthVader]

I once got food poisoning on July 3rd and still drank like a degenerate on the 4th for my country but nobody celebrates that #TheLastDance