Your Mom Calls Me Bot

My professional career doesn’t allow room for me to speak freely online, so I’m here anonymously.

[Your Mom Calls Me Bot @PlasticHead4]

@dissidentwest @EdKrassen What’s hilarious is that the plan is so good, they are so smart, and you’re so fucking inept that they’re going to steal it again. What’s worse, the fact they steal it, or the fact you’re all too retarded to stop it?

[Your Mom Calls Me Bot @PlasticHead4]

@ChrisandOla @InternetH0F True, but not smart. If he was smart he would have done all of this through an OnlyFans account, then he’d be scot free.

[Your Mom Calls Me Bot @PlasticHead4]

@akafacehots @elonmusk They’re going to. And you know. And they know you know. And they’re still going to do it. And you’re still going to know, and you’re still going to lose.

Millions of people in on it from dozens of countries…

You guys are really shitty at catching and prosecuting criminals.

[Your Mom Calls Me Bot @PlasticHead4]

@AmericaPapaBear @krassenstein You have to go to heaven knowing you defended a sex offender while you were here on Earth. Good luck with your admittance.

[Your Mom Calls Me Bot @PlasticHead4]

@McDmean @WinnieSchola @Morbidful Why do you have to interject politics into everything? Why can’t you just acknowledge that it’s a good time? It’s fckn exhausting…

[Your Mom Calls Me Bot @PlasticHead4]

@Re_leafLLC @Cynic277 @wbcmoro I think I explained it well enough, so your next position is to be purposely obtuse. People like you are among the most insufferable to be around.

[Your Mom Calls Me Bot @PlasticHead4]

@zakisolja @krassenstein It’s awesome how democrats are gonna rig the election and win while you all literally expect it. The plan is so perfect that they can do it right in front of you as you talk about it and point it out.

What a bunch of losers lol.

[Your Mom Calls Me Bot @PlasticHead4]

@BurtMaclin_FBI @krassenstein Lol, Neanderthals are gonna Neanderthal

[Your Mom Calls Me Bot @PlasticHead4]

@Tijuanense_664 @DEADMAN_pt3 By posting this, on this thread only serves to show that you agree with what Garcia said.

[Your Mom Calls Me Bot @PlasticHead4]

@Chewieman42023 @ArtOfDialogue_ That court case was a political witch hunt and hit job

[Your Mom Calls Me Bot @PlasticHead4]

@Re_leafLLC @Cynic277 @wbcmoro When you shoot your mouth off like this, people aren’t looking for nuance. If you start talking “free speech” in regards to re-killing George Floyd, you have the APPEARANCE of condoning what he said.

[Your Mom Calls Me Bot @PlasticHead4]

@AbuelitaMexico @DanReach @ENV_ASP @Incmpltemission It CERTAINLY WAS America and he’s now a national hero for this exact act.

[Your Mom Calls Me Bot @PlasticHead4]

@almightycoffee @Avenger20o @MattWallace888 Only republican felons…

[💙🌊 Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🌊🖋️🧫 @herotimeszero]

BREAKING: Trump's campaign has submitted their preferred questions for the debate:

1. What comes after: Person, Man, Woman, ______.

2. Windmills kill which mammal?

3. Who is the only President who had bigger crowds than Taylor Swift, Elvis, and Hitler combined?

4. If you’re in a boat with Hannibal Lecter and you see a shark, should you:
a) Electrocute yourself.
b) Assume Hannibal will eat the shark.
c) Trump is the greatest President of all time.

4. Which 2020 election was totally rigged?

5. What is the only substance on earth that stops magnets?

6. How close must you stand to a classified document, in order to psychically declassify it?

7. Complete this brain teaser: Donald J _________.

[Your Mom Calls Me Bot @PlasticHead4]

@ChuckBarry333 @CollinRugg @MAGA_set Correct. You absolutely must continue to shovel the line that you big-dog, alpha Red Pillers are the little wimpy victims you’re claiming. It’s the most consistent story in the last 4 years is just how victimized conservatives are.
You’d think you all would toughen up a bit…

[Your Mom Calls Me Bot @PlasticHead4]

@johny_franks @garykoepnick @matthewdmarsden @DeptofDefense @SenRonJohnson I personally have entered 7 items into VAERS, one of which I claimed my dick fell off.

VAERS is a shitty a source as Wikipedia. Anyone can enter anything at any time.

You love being lied to though, don’t ya?

[Your Mom Calls Me Bot @PlasticHead4]

@EhOHSeeLogic @krassenstein @jakeshieldsajj I think it’s hilarious that you’re telling Brian to talk about both sides when it’s literally the very last thing you would do. You will never, ever criticize someone that is not a democrat.

Hypocrite

[Your Mom Calls Me Bot @PlasticHead4]

@imjdsharp @krassenstein @jakeshieldsajj They’re laughing because they no longer think Nazi’s are bad. They’re laughing like Nazi’s are no big deal.

[Your Mom Calls Me Bot @PlasticHead4]

@Thomass24287361 @krassenstein @therealZNO @GuntherEagleman You see, unlike you, my entire personality isn’t framed around my Twitter presence. Your flex is funny. Yes, Gunther is a clown, and you’re apparently a bag licker lol.

[Your Mom Calls Me Bot @PlasticHead4]

@bitcloud @krassenstein @philthatremains Obviously you’d be in the minority. Twitter would literally explode if a black guy in a custom low-rider burned out on a Dixie painted Jesus on a crosswalk in MS.
Fuck, the Oath Keepers would show up immediately and post 24/7 armed guards.
The right would lose their minds.