Playlien Planet

Three playful aliens exploring the Earth—where they will never really fit in but always have fun

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@planet_condor @Bubblebathgirl @KamalaHQ In 2022 the whole world thought Russia was a military superpower. Ukraine showed that wasn’t true, even before Putin had to beg for Nth Korean arms and troops.

Afghanistan? Trump had shat the bed so completely it could only end badly.

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@RojoRurba002 @harris_wins Trump says the damage will take 100s of years to rebuild. Is the Great Builder of Shiny Towers saying that Putin’s small military exercise (that’s not a war) has caused greater damage than all the fighting in WW2? The fire bombing of Tokyo? Two atomic bombs?

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@GeoffLidden @OzWiltshire @Peter_Fitz Not the bots and the Russians, obviously, but 100% of the incels

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@ken16020977 @jamesha17859885 @joncoopertweets You’re going to hate this Jesus guy in the Bible Trump’s been hawking. He just won’t shut up about love

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@SpoPulse @afgrichboy @mikesharman You do realise it was you who started this argument? Feel stupid yet?

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@bond_mindy6002 @TeahCartel It’s not just airports he owes money to. People tell me he’s doing fewer and fewer rallies because there aren’t many venues left where he doesn’t owe rental or security fees. So sad.

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@SpoPulse @YuzuDocuProject @afgrichboy @mikesharman As you said, HE shot HIS shot and lost… and it may cost the entire US team.

Sometimes you gotta play smart to win. Put ego aside for the common good.

American “exceptionalism” for the loss. It’s hilarious. That’s my point.

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@CdotShackleford @SpoPulse @afgrichboy @mikesharman They might squeak in then—I thought there was just the women’s marathon to finish.

My dream finish would be a gold to America… and then a Chinese marathon runner (whose been training at altitude in Tibet) wraps up the result

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@disheveledsnake @BoxAPlentyy @MeznikA @SpoPulse @evermoresapphic @Dontbother1012 @mikesharman Even more hilariously, Team USA didn’t succeed.

38 gold medals to China 39. That shared gold would’ve put them top of the table (with more silver and bronze)

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@JavSantillana @SpoPulse @afgrichboy @mikesharman Karma? You betcha!

That choice relegated USA to 2nd overall (38 gold, China 39)

USA! USA!

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@SpoPulse @afgrichboy @mikesharman And as a result, USA came second overall (38 gold to China 39).

No shame. Discuss.

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@SpoPulse @bishopvillered @YuzuDocuProject @afgrichboy @mikesharman China 39 gold.
USA 38 gold (but more overall medals)

If that 1 gold medal had been shared, USA would’ve topped the table. Instead they came 2nd.

The American way!

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@SpoPulse @YuzuDocuProject @afgrichboy @mikesharman Are we agreed then? The US system of tallying total medals is absurd (when the entire rest of the world tallies gold first)?

China won the Paris Olympics, USA came second… but will claim the win. Discuss.

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@izs @P09Peter Odd fact for you: growing up in Canberra, Australia, the lady next door was JRRT’s goddaughter.

I went back and had a cup of tea with her a few years ago, still going strong

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@izs @P09Peter Vance, like his sugar daddy Peter Thiel, is a LOTR fan. Thiel has used JRRT names for his various companies. Any thoughts?

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@P09Peter @izs I didn’t know Sam became mayor, but I can believe he was an honest politician.

Tim Walz has Samwise energy.

JD Vance, in contrast, is a Deagol.

Just a sidekick to Sméagol (who will kill him if he has to, to get what he wants).

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@TomPlayford3 @Peter_Fitz Umm… how are you asking that question if you have no clue what is going on? You sat out the SCOTUS and State decisions, and now you crawl out from under a rock?

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@WizeGuy_Aus @Peter_Fitz Dolly Parton, anyone?

Beloved across the political spectrum… and yes, a childless cat lady.

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@Brasilmagic @giannipov @Scaramucci And his wife? She quit the show 5 seasons ago.

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@uncle_authority @LadyDumplings That’s Sacha Baron Cohen playing the chef, right? His least funny character.