Pleasant Emily

my unsavory moments flappin in the wind

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Wtf is this liberal ass speech at grad #feelingpleasantaboutgraduation

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A couple HIYAS for these graduating seniors!!!! #LMU17

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I will kick your ASS off the bluff with my long flappy asparagus legs

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"I'm currently wearing the asparagus outfit I like to wear & im looking fairly caterpillar-like rn"

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Words I live by: "Mami got an ass like a donkey, with a monkey,
look like King Kong, welcome to the crib" @pitbull you inspire me 😘

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So excited to get a fresh pack of crayons and 5 boxes of pizza rolls to start out junior year right

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round two no big deal.... #oops

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If your wondering what I'm wearing on the #RedCarpet at the #tonys2015 you best be sure it's board shorts. #catwalk

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Open letter to the rooster ruining my life: STAY IN YO LANE

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Also PSA: Susan sux at bagpipe, her latest gig was going to be at waky wok

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ACTUAL QUESTION: when did it become ok for my pesky rooster to run a hog-uber service?

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I swear to god! next time I catch the hog trying to ride the rooster to one of her bagpipe gigs she will be sorry....

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Only know English, German, Spanish, Icelandic, and Korean. Guess my hi-yas are pent-lingual-y over

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다섯 hi ya

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fjórir hi ya

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Three hi ya

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Zwei high ya

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Uno hi ya

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Up late counting hi Yaaaas

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Starting summer off right on safari with gordo. #bugbites #wherearemyboardshorts