Nelson Piper

I think each of us are rather important.

[Nelson Piper @PleasePiper]

@dougboneparth This tweet is corporate America “Live, Laugh, Love” or “Bless this mess” energy.

[Nelson Piper @PleasePiper]

"I hope that @Chilis continues to get the shit beat out of them because of this queso change." -my wife

[Nelson Piper @PleasePiper]

These Cardinals jerseys look like used toilet paper! Terrible!

[Picasso the Younger @young_picassoo]

Drafting Omarion Hampton because the chargers were gonna be a run first offense

[Nelson Piper @PleasePiper]

Trying to watch the premier league with @nbc is just as bad as trying to watch @NBA @NFL you just have worse apps to try and watch those shows. The NBC app doesn't work in landscape or full-screen mode. I also have to pay for NBC on top of peacock!

[Kyle @kylofone]

sure just delete the load-bearing wall from your house lol

[Detroit Pistons @DetroitPistons]

Blatant.

Photo via @detroitnews

[Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck]

Dearest mother —
My neck beard beams with confidence in sharing with you that Gen. Reich has agreed to lead our men into battle. A rousing development, indeed. Please inform the cows immediately, as I know they worry. My resolve strengthens. I yearn for victory, as do we all.
— Andrew

[cardi chart data @cardibchartdata]

The Cardi B and Penn Badgley saga [A Thread]:

[Nelson Piper @PleasePiper]

Bowlerjack energy in the Kia Center! #gojazz #utahjazz

[Brady Walker @Bwalk2622]

Imagine being able to choke someone out at work and still have a job.

[Nelson Piper @PleasePiper]

@DallasNelson35 Just seeing this tweet! But I've seen this goal too many damn times!

[Nelson Piper @PleasePiper]

About damn time @Arsenal get a VAR check where they draw the lines and get the right call!

[Nelson Piper @PleasePiper]

@Neil_Druckmann @Bwalk2622

[Brandon Boyd @mybrandonboyd]

I’m counting UFOs,
they shoot at them with jet fighters,
and in this moment I am shitting…shitting.
I’mmmmmm shitting my pants. 🎶

[Ballislife.com @Ballislife]

Donovan Mitchell on Dillon Brooks: "Quite frankly, I've been busting his ass for years. Playoffs, regular season...it's tough when you can't guard somebody & you got to resort to that & that's what he's done to a lot of players."

[Tony Jones @Tjonesonthenba]

If the NBA suspends Dillon Brooks for 10 games without pay, I’m guessing he’ll think twice before punching a guy in the nuts

If the league suspends him for one or two games, I’m guessing he’ll keep up with the shenanigans

[Nelson Piper @PleasePiper]

@_robotshane @AustinR033ins Hahaha! Close call indeed!

[Nelson Piper @PleasePiper]

I have a few personal and professional goals for 2023. I've been interested in 3D modeling for a couple of years and I decided to work on it this month! I've spent quite a few weeknights working through blender modeling, math, and workflows for this donut! #blender

[Nelson Piper @PleasePiper]

@Bwalk2622 Seriously! @RyanQualtrics you here?! We want a high five!

[Nelson Piper @PleasePiper]

@TheShunami 👌🏻 👍

[Nelson Piper @PleasePiper]

Brooks is the dirtiest player in the NBA. Purposefully landing on people ankles… disgrace!