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DM us your selfies and we will roast you
-dont send pics of people that are not yourself or we will just roast you instead-

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send us your beautiful faces so I can roast them 😈

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I thought gay people were supposed to have good fashion sense..

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Are you making a face or do you always look like you just had something shoved up your ass?

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Those are faces not even a pedophile could love..

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Your parents bought you coachella tickets but they can't buy you better natural eyebrows.

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drop the strap back and get the strap on out your ass

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drop the robe bro you got nothing to hide.

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Boom Roasted.

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You aren't hot enough to be stuck up.

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You're the only person who thinks you're interesting.

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I'm sure you've got a great personality

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@zac_lopp no hard feelings. I'm not calling anyone out. He sent us a pic. Relaxxxxx😊

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You just couldn't say no to that McDouble..

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boy it looks like Moses parted your hair.. 👀

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You look like you spent 20 minutes to decide on a filter for this picture. Where are the rest of your cats?

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This is what Hitler was trying to prevent.

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You're doing a real nice job of looking like a girl.

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We know who you've been fucking. Nuff said.

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@romancwinters sent us a picture but it wasn't him..:( but I'd be scared to send in a selfie if I looked like a thumb

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Buy a slim fit suit.
Learn a better tie knot
Hair is stuck in the 60's
Ears are too big.