mike honcho

the hood loves me

[mike honcho @PleasureBot8000]

If you freaky, hmu

[mike honcho @PleasureBot8000]

If we start talking now, I can have your name tattooed on me by Christmas.

[Step Brothers @brennananddaIe]

Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck 1, marry 1, kill 1, go!

[Kobe Bryant Stories & Motivation @kobehighlight]

Kobe Bryant on failure. “It doesn’t exist. The story continues.” 🗣️

[NBA @NBA]

“There’s no failure in sports. There’s good days, bad days, some days you are able to be successful, some days you are not, some days it is your turn, some days it’s not. That’s what sports is about. You don’t always win.”

Giannis comments on “failure”

[New Heights @newheightshow]

“This is not about to end well for me right now” 💀💀💀

You knew @tkelce and @JasonKelce were gonna break down THAT play

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Aaron Judge hits a home run.

Blue Jays fan catches it.

The fans turns to a young fan wearing an Aaron Judge jersey and gives him the home run ball.

Some things man. @Starting9 https://t.co/KuxuBCsSTx

[mike honcho @PleasureBot8000]

Why are more people not upset about Pluto getting kicked out of the solar system lol

[mike honcho @PleasureBot8000]

If you’re into dad bod.. hmu

[mike honcho @PleasureBot8000]

I just want to love the hell outta someone.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Don’t tell KD what to do or he’ll immediately tell you to shut the fuck up and take a seat

[mike honcho @PleasureBot8000]

It’s 2022 fellas. If you want your crush to notice you, you’re going to have to end up in a serial killer documentary to get her attention 🤷🏼‍♂️

[mike honcho @PleasureBot8000]

@pokimanelol Poki you da best #pokicar #sweepstakes

[pokimane @pokimanelol]

CAR GIVEAWAY 🥰 you could win a brand new TESLA!

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[mike honcho @PleasureBot8000]

Let me buy you sushi and love you bitch.

[mike honcho @PleasureBot8000]

@pokimanelol My 9yo and I are huge fans! Here is his wishlist, you are so kind to do this! https://t.co/JaCmbae21W

[MLB @MLB]

OMGIANCARLO. 😱

[MLB @MLB]

Nothing but a G thing 🤯

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Defense came out in an I-Formation and Texas Tech’s offensive line didn’t know what to do

[mike honcho @PleasureBot8000]

@NFLFantasy Putting all my eggs in the Matt Stanford basket. Hope he kills it and stays healthy but that division is brutal.