Bailey S. Barnard

Bailey S. Barnard is a poet and author of the time-travel adventure novel MONOPOLE.

[Bailey S. Barnard @PlightofthePoet]

.@KA_marketplace @kairyssdal Kamalanomics. Better ring than Harrisonomics.

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Don’t fret, there’s one more gift heading your way this holiday season. Happy Holidays from the Bloomshine Foundation.
With the reindeer on vacay, albums will be shipping out this week!

Vinyl still available at the link in our bio. All proceeds donated to @wwp and @sfsymphony.

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"Maybe You're Lost in the Sea"- Ansel

Tribute video shot/produced/edited by the incredibly talented @PlightofthePoet (Bailey "Barney" Barnard)

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“A Fancy Rollerskater” (2010)

Directed by Matt Harrison

[Bailey S. Barnard @PlightofthePoet]

Speeding the three-wheeler up one of the coastal hills along the PCH, I hit a hundred miles per hour and considered releasing my grip on the handlebars, hoping that maybe I would fly away and float into the sky and sail up into the atmosphere and never come down. #moderndisparity

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Nothing today is so light as a feather. #moderndisparity

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My car rattled as I tried to peel it away from the retaining wall. #moderndisparity

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Fixed the dryer...again.

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“A specialist for what?” I asked. #moderndisparity

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I’d only been in the job market for two years and I was already thirty years in debt. #moderndisparity

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My friend, the rock star. Beaming with pride for stehreotype, throwin’ down with @gramatik at… https://t.co/on0Ui1UT5j

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The slow, moonlit dance was brief and uneventful and I made it out in my head to be more meaningful than it was. #moderndisparity

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I didn't think to notice if there was any blood (or motor oil) in my vomit. #moderndisparity

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Their voices were like those of distant mice acting out a miniature play through the haze of a thousand ringing tones. #moderndisparity

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All of my bones were thumbing with the low-frequency rattle and I worried for a second that my reverberating colon was going to shit my shorts. #moderndisparity

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You are suffering uniquely in that, as the global economy continues its nose dive, you are also starting a career in a dying industry. You're a terminally ill passenger on a ship that's going down. #moderndisparity

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I figured if I could continue to tow the line between luxury and bankruptcy, I was still doing better than pretty much everybody. #moderndisparity

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Petya put his arm around me in a friendly headlock and I was quickly aware that, if he was so inclined (or maybe even if he sneezed), he could decapitate me simply by flexing. #moderndisparity

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Two more shots and beers later, I started to feel more comfortable and was soon socializing almost entirely free of my inner dialogue. #moderndisparity

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Once you get into deep enough debt, it never seems like one more thing you can’t afford is going to break the bank. #moderndisparity