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@Uber_Support I paid premium delivery, your driver stopped at multiple drops on the way to my house. The pizza was delivered cold and there was a cockroach in the box. I want a refund but there is no way of engagement. What do you propose?

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@deathofbuckley Give it a moment- won’t be long before someone gets pushed the fuck over.

I heard there’s a $50 TEMU voucher for the first person to see a ‘Mushroom Be Gone’ advert.

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The old BBQ is dead.

Long live the New BBQ!

…might invite Dan & Albo around… talk bike lanes and shit…

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@3AWNeilMitchell Need more bike lanes.

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@DarylTractor But Sydney has trains, and metros and a $15 welcome and farewell surcharge, each way, each.

Melbourne has a bus. and Dan Andrew’s bike lanes.

Melbourne wins.

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@MrMichaelSpicer There is a lot of snoo snoo.

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@AussieWirraway Is that thing on the right a bike lane for Tony Tardio?

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@Spudfish83 @deathofbuckley Buckers IS superhuman and brings sunshine and inspiration to people all around the world.

Each time I push someone the f’ over - I think of Buckers, and hope that She would approve.

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@Spudfish83 @deathofbuckley Yes - provided there are only six left to eat.

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@NoContextBrits There's a big shiny pipe crossing the A38 near there - carries the vinegar for the HP sauce factory.

True story.

Appologies if they have knocked it all down (Birmingham) since I got sent to the colonies.

[Phlegm Clandango @Cain_Unable]

You cannot convince me these stories aren’t related. Fucking little marmalade chomping grass.

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@KosSamaras Have they put His statue up yet?
Dan's, not Jeff's.

Punters didn't like Jeff, but Dan was awesome.

Recon they should put a statue up in every suburb.

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@fictillius Pakenham?

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@bo66ie29 Maggie Thatcher; not only did she snatch my milk - she also denied my freedom to roam up and down Downing Street as I desired.

...or was that the IRA and other terrorists...?

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@Komaniecki_R They’ve turned @vizcomic into Opera
Does Sir Octavus Ace sing an aria?

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BBC Weather reporting 14000mph winds in Yorkshire this morning.

Apparently it's a glitch but we're strapping down the factory just in case.

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Gonna use these as my new Teams background.

[Hello, This is Ivan @hellothisisivan]

Would you like a selection of my fave Crown Court jury reaction shots? Well here you are anyway

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@anthonysegaert French wheels stink of garlic.
Patriotic Aussie wheels smell of Vegimite and freedom.
And Kylie Minogue’s pink Prosecco.