Dylan (Jumper Cables)

professional park man and pool boy bb

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Head is too

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I’m 23 today however just found out that eating ass is illegal in the state of Minnesota

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@Saltine_the_1 Have to get hit with it to use it my guy

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I did a test and pepper spray hurts like a bitch

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@_JeremyHintz

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@Saltine_the_1 Or pickles out the jar

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@Shadyeski Damn kids

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@Saltine_the_1 Some might say it’s important so you don’t look like the guy who wrote this

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Tupac been real quite since bruh.mp3 came out

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@Saltine_the_1 Dollar general is the scuffed mans Walmart

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@Shadyeski I’m glad I’ve found an ally among a sea of ranch eating hillbilly’s

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@TheRealJackHP I’m way too hungover for this tweet

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@madiiiph Ro1 2 electric boogaloo

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@madiiiph They are demons!

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@Saltine_the_1 The crocodile hunter is the best sitcom. It’s the only one in S all others are below it

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@Saltine_the_1 Yeah and I zipped up the tip

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@Saltine_the_1 I saw someone reply “who asked” to a person answering a question. Like bitch scroll up.

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Me at work:
Random women: you ever carry some pepper spray for peoples dogs?

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If your advertising a plant ID app your ad should at least be accurate.

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So I got this ad and it called yellow wood sorrel Woodweed so that’s wrong right off the bat but they also state that it’s a weed but wood sorrel is not only edible but can be used to treat swelling. Where as the “useful plant” they have is ryegrass which causes hay fever