Elmer Spud

leftist fintwit politboro | boeing's biggest hater | Elon Musk thought leader | accountant | i-bond shill | spreadgawd | anti-cars | #2029asteroid | #Gilead2024

[Elmer Spud @PlugInFUD]

why don't millennials like capitalism?

[Tamer Nahed @Tamer_Alnoaizy]

One of the most horrifying scenes in human history has been revealed.

When Israel forced thousands in Gaza to collect flour mixed with sand due to severe famine.

A moment the world must never forget.

[Elmer Spud @PlugInFUD]

Especially after he brought the Knicks back

[Elmer Spud @PlugInFUD]

Imagine crying about zohran bumping up taxes a lil bit

[David Petersen @typesfaster]

The amount of wealth in NYC is unimaginable.

[Isi Breen @isaiah_bb]

Screwworms in Texas. Ticks and alpha gal across the Midwest. Center rates among 30 year olds up 5 to 10x normal rates in some states. Invasive tree-killing beetles spreading across the country.

That’s America first, baby.

[Elmer Spud @PlugInFUD]

Ah, NASDAQ and Russell still slurping it up

[Elmer Spud @PlugInFUD]

While this would indeed be a rare victory got the common 1%er (vs the 000.1%ers) wot was all that about the 15 day inclusion that had been circulating before

[Marc Lehman @markflowchatter]

KBW out with a note

'S&P 500, 400 & 600 Methodology Unchanged Following Mega-Cap IPO Consultation"

Esentially means NO SPACEX $SPCX , Anthropic, Cerebras etc addition to those indexes for at least 12 months.

[Elmer Spud @PlugInFUD]

The perfect heist now apparently ruined, now Elon will prob shelve it and double reverse quadruple Bahamian merge it into Tesla

[Hedgeye @Hedgeye]

BREAKING: S&P DJI concluded its megacap review with no changes.

SpaceX will not be fast-tracked into the S&P 500.

[Grace Yarrow @YarrowGrace]

NEWS: Screwworm has been detected in Texas, USDA confirmed - marking a serious threat to US cattle and other animals

Larvae of the parasite were found in the umbilical cord of a 3 week old calf

Screwworm was eradicated from the US in 1966

[Mallory McMorrow @MalloryMcMorrow]

This is gender affirming care.

[Elmer Spud @PlugInFUD]

And yet, we're almost certainly going to resume our losing war against Iran again on their behalf within the next hours/days/weeks

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

BREAKING: Axios reports that Trump told Netanyahu in their latest phonecall, 'You’re f***ing crazy. You’d be in prison if it weren’t for me. I’m saving your ass. Everybody hates you now. Everybody hates Israel because of this.'

[Elmer Spud @PlugInFUD]

Gn

[Ewan @jelly_pack]

Remember the ~3-year period when all these freaks screamed "demonic" and "satanism" at any photo of a pop star wearing a wacky costume or a fashion show with red lighting

[ellington @not_ellington]

They always do this larp for the dumbest fucking companies. “Yeah bro I work 120hrs a week for Corgi™”

Like bro working more hours doesn’t make the company less retarded or your work more meaningful

They want to pretend they’re on the Manhattan Project or some shit and that by working Many Hours they prove to others and themselves the “importance” of their work when in reality it is actually often a 3-fingered sign you are insecure about your work and know it is meaningless

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨 DAMN.

Ruby Bridges said the moment she finally understood what was happening during school integration was when a little white boy told her:

“My mom said I can’t play with you because you’re a nigger.”

She was SIX.

And she said hearing that felt like “a huge weight lifted,” because suddenly everything made sense.

Why the classrooms were empty.
Why adults were screaming.
Why U.S. Marshals had to escort her to school.
Not because of anything she did.

Just because of the color of her skin.

A six-year-old child realizing an entire country was angry at her for existing.

[Greg 🚭🚯 @gregalmonte_]

IDF is on the verge of imploding and here come our c*cked treasonous US politicians trying to bail them out by handcuffing us to them for good

This country is finished

[Zachary Foster @_ZachFoster]

The thing stuck in my head when looking at this image is the Nazi who gets bored in Schindler's List and snipes a concentration camp victim for fun.

[Elmer Spud @PlugInFUD]

Beautiful Perfect Capitalism

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨 Trump has pardoned Trevor Milton, a man convicted of stealing $695 million from investors.

This pardon came after Milton donated nearly $1 million to Trump's PAC.

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

this should hurt to look at. this should make you feel sick. this is one of the worst tragedies in human history and you can see it from space.

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

Increasingly think the only options for the AI labs are to end up in prison or as government employees

Rhetoric and outcomes they are pushing for are completely incompatible with current society

They are either 1) wrong 2) enemies 3) consumed

[Elmer Spud @PlugInFUD]

Very positive feedback on it thus far

[Elmer Spud @PlugInFUD]

New spud alert $myps
https://t.co/GthsE8vtZz