Pluke the Younger

Prime Monster of the United Kingdom. Leader of the Monstervative Party. Member of the @Monsters_London

[Pluke the Younger @PlukeThe]

#Children #ChildrensBooks

#1 Children's Book on The Sunday Slimes Bestsellers List 2020

@SlimesSunday

[Monsters of London @Monsters_London]

On the eighth day of Christmas a monster gave to me -
Eight charbroiled corgis,
Seven hats a-headless,
Six eels a-jellied,
Five bowls of gruel,
Four whipping rods,
Three beard combs,
Two toilet rolls,
And a half eaten silky nightie!

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[Pluke the Younger @PlukeThe]

#Children #ChildrensBooks

#1 Children's Book on The Sunday Slimes Bestsellers List 2020

@SlimesSunday

[Monsters of London @Monsters_London]

On the second day of Christmas
a monster gave to me -

Two toilet rolls,
And a half eaten silky nightie!

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[Pluke the Younger @PlukeThe]

@Monsters_London @BarnetCouncil Here here!

If I'm reelected, there won't be any more of this leaf-cleaning nonsense. Just incomprehensible mumbling and higher taxes for non-humans.

[Pluke the Younger @PlukeThe]

@Monsters_London @BrookesTimes @thetimes I'm beautiful 😍