Monsters of London

A collection of London's most ghastly monsters - out now! Suitable for mature 8 year olds and immature 80 year olds.

[Monsters of London @Monsters_London]

They're heeeeeeeeeere!!!

#1 Children's Book in the Sunday Slimes Bestsellers List 2020

The @Monsters_London have arrived in grim and grizzly paperback

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👹😱👺🇬🇧

[Monsters of London @Monsters_London]

On the eighth day of Christmas a monster gave to me -
Eight charbroiled corgis,
Seven hats a-headless,
Six eels a-jellied,
Five bowls of gruel,
Four whipping rods,
Three beard combs,
Two toilet rolls,
And a half eaten silky nightie!

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[Monsters of London @Monsters_London]

On the fourth day of #Christmas a monster gave to me -

Four whipping rods,
Three beard combs,
Two toilet rolls,
And a half eaten silky nightie!

https://t.co/x4Ghbmg77A

@Monsters_London - #1 Children's Book on Sunday Slimes Bestsellers List 2020 #ChildrensBooks

[Monsters of London @Monsters_London]

@the_marins @SlimesSunday @PlukeThe

Oh dear! It seems that one particular resident of #Dulwich has decided to keep up the Halloween wreath.

Our very own Monstrum Ostentatum will be irked.

The @hippelbum - what do you have to say?

https://t.co/x4Ghbmg77A

#CHILDRENSBOOK

[The Horniman Heights @HornimanHeights]

Let no man (or woman) say the denizens of Dulwich Village are ostentatious with their Christmas decorations. But you could break a heretic on that wreath.

[The Horniman Heights @HornimanHeights]

Let no man (or woman) say the denizens of Dulwich Village are ostentatious with their Christmas decorations. But you could break a heretic on that wreath.

[Monsters of London @Monsters_London]

On the third day of Christmas
a monster gave to me -

Three beard combs,
Two toilet rolls,
And a half eaten silky nightie!

Enter the comp to win a FREE copy of Monsters of London...
like the post, tag 3 friends and share!

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[Monsters of London @Monsters_London]

To be in with a chance of winning a FREE copy of the book, like our post, tag 3 friends in the comment section AND share!

#1 Children's Book in The Sunday Slimes Bestsellers List 2020 @SlimesSunday

[Monsters of London @Monsters_London]

On the third day of Christmas
a monster gave to me -

Three beard combs,
Two toilet rolls,
And a half eaten silky nightie!

Enter the comp to win a FREE copy of Monsters of London...
details in the comments section!

👹🇬🇧👹

https://t.co/x4Ghbmg77A

[Monsters of London @Monsters_London]

@Larissaloulou
Many thanks for the retweet!

This Christmas, the
@Monsters_London
will not be consuming you.

👹🇬🇧👺

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[Monsters of London @Monsters_London]

On the second day of Christmas
a monster gave to me -

Two toilet rolls,
And a half eaten silky nightie!

For your chance to win a FREE copy of @Monsters_London
- Like our post, tag 3 friends and share, share, share!!!

https://t.co/x4Ghbmg77A

[Monsters of London @Monsters_London]

@bbceastenders @bbceastenders

Rumours circulating in Albert Square that Bobby has been seen cavorting with the
@TheSlurgen

Have pics? Send to the Anti-Human League, c/o https://t.co/E3q66e6k1a

Or order a copy of the new children's book at
👇
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[Monsters of London @Monsters_London]

Excellent initiative from @DulwichHamletFC and @DHFC_Community

The favourite footy team of all the @Monsters_London

(But especially @hippelbum)

You shall not be eaten this Christmas, DHFC.

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[Dulwich Hamlet FC Community @DHFC_Community]

Tomorrow evening at @DulwichHamletFC's home match against @cheshuntfcscore, we are collecting non perishable food and other staple items for The Albrighton Centre. Donations will be used in Christmas food boxes for local residents.

Full details ⬇️

https://t.co/4mRHj5ZYKi

[Monsters of London @Monsters_London]

On the first day of Christmas
@gooleymagoosh gave to me
A half-eaten silky nightie!

For your chance to win a FREE copy of @Monsters_London, like this post, tag 3 friends in the comment section AND share, share, share!!!

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👹#Christmas2020

[Monsters of London @Monsters_London]

@BrockbankJanet Many thanks for the retweet!

This Christmas, the @Monsters_London will not be consuming you.

👹😱👺

https://t.co/x4Ghbmg77A

[Monsters of London @Monsters_London]

@ChelseaFC @Hublot Why would we be watching football, when we could be reading @Monsters_London ?!

ps. @ChelseaFC gets a mention.

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[Monsters of London @Monsters_London]

@bbceastenders RIP Babs.

A true friend to the @Monsters_London

One particularly fond memory is when she fed us Arthur Fowler's barbecued elbows.

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[Monsters of London @Monsters_London]

@SoVeryBritish A fantastic year for monsters though, which is really all that matters.

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[Monsters of London @Monsters_London]

Many thanks to the @SlimesSunday team for this most distinguished honour!!

#Christmas2020

[The Sunday Slimes @SlimesSunday]

The @SlimesSunday editorial team are pleased to announce the

#1 Childrens Book

on The Sunday Slimes Bestsellers List 2020

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👹🇬🇧👹

#childrensbook #Christmas2020

[Monsters of London @Monsters_London]

@bbceastenders Question:

Is Kush a human, or a monster?

Find out here:

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#1 Children's Book on the Sunday Slimes Bestsellers List 2020

😱👹🇬🇧👹😱

[Monsters of London @Monsters_London]

@matthaig1 Didn't top the Sunday Slimes Bestseller list though, did it @matthaig1?

Not like this guy...

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THE MONSTERS ARE HEEEEEEERE!!!

😱👹🇬🇧👹😱

[Monsters of London @Monsters_London]

@the_marins Mature 8 year olds and immature 80 year olds

[Monsters of London @Monsters_London]

They're heeeeeeeeeere!!!

#1 Children's Book in the Sunday Slimes Bestsellers List 2020

The @Monsters_London have arrived in grim and grizzly paperback

Grab your copy NOW at:

https://t.co/u9UBMJBqC5

👹😱👺🇬🇧