The Slurgen

Lives in Crossness Pumping Station. Smells terrible. Proud member of the @Monsters_London

[The Slurgen @TheSlurgen]

@IrishRail 15 mins? 😆 Try 45 mins! And an announcement over the loudspeakers that sounded like an elephant drowning in the Liffey.

[The Slurgen @TheSlurgen]

#Children #ChildrensBooks

#1 Children's Book on The Sunday Slimes Bestsellers List 2020

@SlimesSunday

[Monsters of London @Monsters_London]

On the eighth day of Christmas a monster gave to me -
Eight charbroiled corgis,
Seven hats a-headless,
Six eels a-jellied,
Five bowls of gruel,
Four whipping rods,
Three beard combs,
Two toilet rolls,
And a half eaten silky nightie!

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[The Slurgen @TheSlurgen]

#Children #ChildrensBooks

#1 Children's Book on The Sunday Slimes Bestsellers List 2020

@SlimesSunday

[Monsters of London @Monsters_London]

On the fourth day of #Christmas a monster gave to me -

Four whipping rods,
Three beard combs,
Two toilet rolls,
And a half eaten silky nightie!

https://t.co/x4Ghbmg77A

@Monsters_London - #1 Children's Book on Sunday Slimes Bestsellers List 2020 #ChildrensBooks

[The Slurgen @TheSlurgen]

#Children #ChildrensBooks

#1 Children's Book on The Sunday Slimes Bestsellers List 2020

@SlimesSunday

[Monsters of London @Monsters_London]

On the third day of Christmas
a monster gave to me -

Three beard combs,
Two toilet rolls,
And a half eaten silky nightie!

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[The Slurgen @TheSlurgen]

#Children #ChildrensBooks

#1 Children's Book on The Sunday Slimes Bestsellers List 2020

@SlimesSunday

[Monsters of London @Monsters_London]

On the second day of Christmas
a monster gave to me -

Two toilet rolls,
And a half eaten silky nightie!

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- Like our post, tag 3 friends and share, share, share!!!

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[The Slurgen @TheSlurgen]

#Christmas2020 #ChristmasTree #books #christmaspresents
Enter this free competition for you chance of winning a FREE copy of the #1 CHILDREN'S BOOK on The Sunday Slimes Bestsellers List 2020!!! @SlimesSunday

[Monsters of London @Monsters_London]

On the first day of Christmas
@gooleymagoosh gave to me
A half-eaten silky nightie!

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👹#Christmas2020

[The Slurgen @TheSlurgen]

#1 #ChildrensBook on The Sunday Slimes Bestsellers List 2020!!!

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[Monsters of London @Monsters_London]

👺😱😃👹

#1 Children's Book on the Sunday Slimes Bestsellers List!

Voted Best Humorous Fiction Book by the Daily Yellegraph!

Grab a digital copy of MONSTERS OF LONDON today

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[The Slurgen @TheSlurgen]

@gooleymagoosh @hippelbum @Monsters_London @timminchin 🤦‍♂️

Sorry @timminchin. I'm not with these guys

[The Slurgen @TheSlurgen]

@Monsters_London @PrivateEyeNews https://t.co/M2m1c5UOiY

[The Slurgen @TheSlurgen]

Only the bravest of kids will dare to peep inside @Monsters_London on this #GuyFawkesNight

#BonfireNight2020

[Monsters of London @Monsters_London]

@Monsters_London are heeeeere!

For discerning #monster connoisseurs from ages 8 to 81... a compendium of #London's most monstrous beasties.

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#childrensbook #poems #GuyFawkesNight #BonfireNight2020

[The Slurgen @TheSlurgen]

I've read it... I'm in it... It's fabulous.

#GuyFawkes

@the_marins

[Monsters of London @Monsters_London]

#BonfireNight #GuyFawkes

ON THIS DAY in 1605, one of our Yorkshire-based monsters tried to blow up the King!

THE REASON? A missing bag of slime.

Pick up a copy of MONSTERS OF LONDON today to find out more!

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[The Slurgen @TheSlurgen]

@Monsters_London @realDonaldTrump @JoeBiden Uh oh!

What does @PlukeThe Younger think?

[The Slurgen @TheSlurgen]

@gooleymagoosh @monsterhunter You tell 'em, Goolsey.

Up the monsters!

https://t.co/voMBLcvThp

[The Slurgen @TheSlurgen]

@Monsters_London @BBCLondonNews @gooleymagoosh You ain't wrong, mate. I'm on the tube right now, sliming all over the hand rails.

@Monsters_London

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[The Slurgen @TheSlurgen]

He's got a point, @AndrewRosindell

[Monsters of London @Monsters_London]

@OfRosindell @RomfordLife @RomfordRecorder @RomfordBooks

Romford has been ignoring its most famous son for too long.

When will @AndrewRosindell nominate #TheSoggyphoom for an honour?! 👹

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