The Hippelbum

Lives in Glyn's beard. Only eats organic human. Supports @DulwichHamletFC

[The Hippelbum @hippelbum]

#Children #ChildrensBooks

#1 Children's Book on The Sunday Slimes Bestsellers List 2020

@SlimesSunday

[Monsters of London @Monsters_London]

On the eighth day of Christmas a monster gave to me -
Eight charbroiled corgis,
Seven hats a-headless,
Six eels a-jellied,
Five bowls of gruel,
Four whipping rods,
Three beard combs,
Two toilet rolls,
And a half eaten silky nightie!

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[The Hippelbum @hippelbum]

#Children #ChildrensBooks

#1 Children's Book on The Sunday Slimes Bestsellers List 2020

@SlimesSunday

[Monsters of London @Monsters_London]

On the fourth day of #Christmas a monster gave to me -

Four whipping rods,
Three beard combs,
Two toilet rolls,
And a half eaten silky nightie!

https://t.co/x4Ghbmg77A

@Monsters_London - #1 Children's Book on Sunday Slimes Bestsellers List 2020 #ChildrensBooks

[The Hippelbum @hippelbum]

#Children #ChildrensBooks

#1 Children's Book on The Sunday Slimes Bestsellers List 2020

@SlimesSunday

[Monsters of London @Monsters_London]

On the third day of Christmas
a monster gave to me -

Three beard combs,
Two toilet rolls,
And a half eaten silky nightie!

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[The Hippelbum @hippelbum]

#Children #ChildrensBooks

#1 Children's Book on The Sunday Slimes Bestsellers List 2020

@SlimesSunday

[Monsters of London @Monsters_London]

On the third day of Christmas
a monster gave to me -

Three beard combs,
Two toilet rolls,
And a half eaten silky nightie!

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[The Hippelbum @hippelbum]

#Children #ChildrensBooks

#1 Children's Book on The Sunday Slimes Bestsellers List 2020

@SlimesSunday

[Monsters of London @Monsters_London]

On the second day of Christmas
a monster gave to me -

Two toilet rolls,
And a half eaten silky nightie!

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- Like our post, tag 3 friends and share, share, share!!!

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[The Hippelbum @hippelbum]

#Christmas2020 #ChristmasTree #books #christmaspresents
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[Monsters of London @Monsters_London]

On the first day of Christmas
@gooleymagoosh gave to me
A half-eaten silky nightie!

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[The Hippelbum @hippelbum]

#1 #ChildrensBook on Sunday Slimes Bestsellers List 2020!!!

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[Monsters of London @Monsters_London]

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#1 Children's Book on the Sunday Slimes Bestsellers List!

Voted Best Humorous Fiction Book by the Daily Yellegraph!

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[The Hippelbum @hippelbum]

@Monsters_London @britishmuseum It's true. My great great great great grandmonster used to eat straggling Angles as they marched. Once took three weeks for a bierdenklamp to pass through his digestive tract.

Oh! Those were the days, said he.

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[The Hippelbum @hippelbum]

@Monsters_London @timminchin Ha!

Good luck with that, @Monsters_London... I ate @timminchin last Friday

[The Hippelbum @hippelbum]

An excellent #childrensbook for a cold, grey #BonfireNight2020 #GuyFawkesNight

[Monsters of London @Monsters_London]

@Monsters_London are heeeeere!

For discerning #monster connoisseurs from ages 8 to 81... a compendium of #London's most monstrous beasties.

Released today on eBook:

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#childrensbook #poems #GuyFawkesNight #BonfireNight2020

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@Monsters_London Phenomenal! Really takes your mind off #USElectionResults

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@Monsters_London @realDonaldTrump @JoeBiden Have no fear, brother monsters - @realDonaldTrump's bloodlust knows no bounds. We can still be VICTORIOUS!!!

[The Hippelbum @hippelbum]

@Lisa_Wilkinson No no no, Lisa....

...he still wants the votes in Arizona counted.

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[The Hippelbum @hippelbum]

@Legendary @GodzillaMovie Sigh....

#Godzilla is soooooo mainstream...

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