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[Pluto @PlutoDoofus]

dad bods

[Hershii LiqCour @HershiiLiqcour]

Then die

[acl @elon_acl]

i legit watched this movie 100+ times in my childhood

[KJ 🏂 @ElunHatesMe]

I advise you lil niggas to get the fuck out the way

[David @dqveed]

I hope the gay English language never stops evolving

[Pluto @PlutoDoofus]

@digitalspaz Mine has a ping pong table, free games, like 3 TVs you can change the channels on, a shitload of actual comfy couches. Coffee, free food, did I mention free games? I love Mazda

[Pluto @PlutoDoofus]

@waifusquadvinyl Rear differential is too small for actual off roading, and I don’t like how long it holds onto 1st and 2nd gear, it jerks at low speeds most of the time

[Pluto @PlutoDoofus]

@CaptainCommentX @BroWire_ Guy got charged for staging an accident 🙂‍↕️

[Pluto @PlutoDoofus]

@aaron_magro @RAbugid @SuddenLncident That’s a pull tab on the glove, bones aren’t black

[Briskitty @BriskittyThe3rd]

The Trump flag ironically carries a risk of being shot just for knocking

[Pluto @PlutoDoofus]

@cartland_s @SantaAnaPD Guy is catching turtles with a fishing rod and then releasing them with cut mouths from the hook

[Governor Tom Steyer (Parody) @GovernorSteyer]

Nuke Orange County

[Pluto @PlutoDoofus]

@sig_serg Well

[Pluto @PlutoDoofus]

@congotrader @SomaKazima2 The outside lane is ONLY for turning into the immediate exit, the inside lane is for turning into the 3rd 4th 5th etc exits, red car is at fault, if anything cam car is like 10% at fault at most

[Pluto @PlutoDoofus]

@MarathonFuel WAP ft Megan Thee Stallion

[Will Fritz @fritzed_you]

You’re never gonna believe where all the people in California live

[Pluto @PlutoDoofus]

@Succculenttrash It almost feels racist bc why is everything but Mexico so full of life?

[James May @MrJamesMay]

@prieurdp This is a very elaborate way of admitting that you can’t reverse a car.

[Clark Lawson @clarksonlawson_]

Last month was military appreciation month but you chose to walk in June lmao.

[Tom Steyer @TomSteyer]

I know a lot of people have reservations about voting for a billionaire.

I see the ways so many billionaires lie, cheat, and steal to get whatever they can out of the system — and then do everything they can to hoard their wealth and avoid paying taxes.

Screw that.